When you've run out of fingers, you know it's high.

Knives are the source of the world's 'tingly' feeling.

Hi.
Don't feel like shit.
You're oh-so fucking important. Never forget.

Whenever your feeling sad, read this!(:
Hannie, your such a joy to talk to! Like seriously, your one of the people I can be 100% myself around! During the summer, I got really depressed, and you were one of the few things that cheered me up and made me super happy. I love that! And your seriously just an AMAZING person. We have countless things in common, and we accept the things we don't! We've never gotten into a fight, and I don't think us getting into a fight is humanly possible xD Hehe. I just wish you lived here in Eugene! Life would 10x better. I feel like I can talk about anything with you, and you won't judge me watsoever. I better stop before YouTubes like NOWECANTHANDLETHISITSTOLOOOOOO­NG. Soo, thats why I love you, Hannie!
-Nealio, yur homie.

(This was the highest rated comment on a Nowhere Boy trailer)
"John, your little friends here!" BITCH THATS PAUL MCCARTNEY!

LOVEEEEE IT.

Blessed are the purple Mudkip....

Writer's block.
I doubt any human words could possibly describe your greatness anyway.

Kitteh face wearing hipster glasses in space shooting red lasers out of it eyes.

Twice upon a time, me, you, and Sir Bacon of the Hawk got sucked into the world of Adventure Time. We got to fight bad guys and TOTALLY kick major bumhole. Then we visited Hogwarts, got some magic wands, invited everybody, and a fookin rave. Then the Deck started break dancin, and we joined in! It thanked us for break dancin with it, high fived us, then slow danced with Luna.

Your coolness is eating through my laptop's hardrive.
Just thought you'd like to know that.