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iwillkilluaftermynap liked a video
(3 weeks ago)
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
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The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
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Lyrics:
[Flim] Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
[Flam] That the key that they need to solve the sad cider shortage you and I will share
Ponies: [excited chattering]
[Flim and Flam] Well you've got opportunity In this very community
[Flam] He's Flim
[Flim] He's Flam
[Flim and Flam] We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil
Pinkie Pie: Non-pa what?
[Flim] Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be And that's a new world, with tons of cider Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
[Flam] More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking
Rainbow Dash: I doubt that.
[Flim and Flam] So take this opportunity
[Flim, Flam, and Crowd] In this very community
[Flam] He's Flim
[Flim] He's Flam
[Flim and Flam] We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[Flim] I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
[Flam] I say, our mode of locomotion
[Flim] And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?
[Flam] Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same
[Flim] But my brother and I have something most unique and superb Unseen at any time in this great new world
[Flim and Flam] And that's opportunity
[Flim] Folks, the one and only, the biggest and the best
[Flam] The unbelievable
[Flim] Unimpeachable
[Flam] Indispensable
[Flim] I can't believe-able
[Flim and Flam] Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flam: What d'you say, sister?
[Crowd] Oh, we got opportunity In this very community Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam With the Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?
Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
[Crowd] Opportunity, in our community
[Flam] Ready Flim?
[Flim] Ready Flam
[Flim and Flam] Let's bing-bang zam!
Flam: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
[Crowd] Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Granny Smith interrupts]
Flim: Watch closely my friends!
Flam: The fun begins!
Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horses-off one-of-a-kind cider!
Flam: Feel free to take a sneak peek!
[Granny Smith] Now wait, you fellers, hold it! You went and over-sold it! I guarantee that what you have there won't compare For the very most important ingredient Can't be added or done expedient And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and care!
[Flim] Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
[Flam] Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best So whaddaya say then, Apples Care to step into the modern world And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
[Crowd] Cider, cider, cider, cider... [continues until Flim and Flam begin singing]
Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!
[Flim and Flam] We're saying you've got
[Flim, Flam and Crowd] Opportunity In this very community He's Flim, he's Flam We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil
[Flim and Flam] Yeah!
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iwillkilluaftermynap liked a video
(4 weeks ago)
PeanutbutterGamer gives you the info on Zelda's Lore up to the beginning...
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PeanutbutterGamer gives you the info on Zelda's Lore up to the beginning of Ocarina of Time.
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Art by D.J. "Metaly" Ross
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Narrated by PeanutButterGamer
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Written by Dodger
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Edited by Schroeder
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In a distant time when the world was void, three goddesses were like "that planet looks super depressing" and descended to create order and life. The Goddess of Power created the land and dyed the mountains red with fire. The Goddess of Wisdom created science and magic, bringing order and balance to the world. Lastly, the Goddess of Courage created all life and the spirits within them. Upon leaving the planet the goddesses sealed a very small portion of their power within The Triforce, a mighty artifact with the power to grant any desire.
Should a mortal wish to pursue the Triforce, he or she would need to possess the three forces of Power, Wisdom, and Courage equally. Without balance, the Triforce would split into three parts, leaving the person who touched it with the one piece that most represented their soul. The other two pieces would travel to the ones chosen by destiny.
But now the question is... where's the Triforce? With the promise of a wish granted, people of all races scoured the globe for an entrance to the Sacred Realm to obtain their dreams. One came to be known as the Door of Time. Only with the Ocarina of Time, protected by the royal family, and the three spiritual stones guarded by the major races, could the Door of Time to the Temple of Time be entered and the Master Sword collected from the Pedestal of Time by the Hero of Time, acting as the final lock between the real world and the Sacred Realm.
As luck would have it, being the Hero of Time and all, the other two owners of the Triforce pieces are a megalomaniac Gerudo king and the princess he just captured. You got some catching up to do to save her but don't worry. Your fairy friend will help.
Have fun!
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I haven't seen you in forever, though. How have you been? =O