Cyanide & Happiness

Welcome to my lair.......l love you.

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(¸.•´(¸.• (¸.•´¸¸.•¨¯`•.¸¸.♥ Keep this balloon going in memory of
♥ Caylee Marie Anthony ~ No Justice for Caylee 7-5-2011

would you destroy something beautiful, in order to make it perfect?

Mericiful death. How you love your precious giult,
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Everything IS a goverment conspiracy. SCREW THE SYSTEM!
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The unanswered question that tortures my mortal soul; How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Do you know what it means to be loved by Death?

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
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Lizzie bordon had an ax
She gave her mother 40 whacks
When she had saw what she had done
She gave her father 41

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Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. --Fight Club.

Georgy Porgy:
Georgy Porgy bloodied and dry
Kissed the barrel of a .45
When he squeezed the trigger with all his might
He fell to the floor and out of sight.

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Here's your daily dose of My Chemical Romance

"Your body's dying. Pay no attention"


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