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Name:
Maggie Ponce
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29,900
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29,953
Joined:
Oct 15, 2006
Subscribers:
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I'm sarcastic, hateful, unpleasant to be with, irritating, offensive, arrogant and full of myself... (More to be added soon)
If all that turns you on then I'm the girl for you!
Although sadly for all of you I'm not here for cybersex.
Not sorry.
The storyline for these videos is copyrighted by me. Well, I mean the two or three videos with some kind of a storyline.
You can watch them, rate them, comment on them and even subscribe if you like,
although I'm sure you already were aware of all these youtube features.
And I don't edit my videos... I'm useless at it so I can't be bothered.
Any effects you might find apparent are done by hand!
I DON'T ADD PEOPLE TO MY MESSENGER, WHAT FOR?? TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER??
AND I DEEPLY HATE FACEBOOK SO DON'T EVEN ASK.
I just made one yesterday. Chrissy forced me to in order to keep the Dole Babies fan club running. It's just more free publicity. My Queendom must get around. But I still hate it. So don't expect nice words from me.
Please, DON'T BLOODY BLACKMAIL ME!!! I'LL SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR CHANNEL ONLY IF I FEEL LIKE IT!! JUST AS I EXPECT YOU TO SUBSCRIBE TO MINE ONLY IF YOU TRULY LIKE IT!!! GOD! PLEOPLE PLEASE!!!!!!
If all that turns you on then I'm the girl for you!
Although sadly for all of you I'm not here for cybersex.
Not sorry.
The storyline for these videos is copyrighted by me. Well, I mean the two or three videos with some kind of a storyline.
You can watch them, rate them, comment on them and even subscribe if you like,
although I'm sure you already were aware of all these youtube features.
And I don't edit my videos... I'm useless at it so I can't be bothered.
Any effects you might find apparent are done by hand!
I DON'T ADD PEOPLE TO MY MESSENGER, WHAT FOR?? TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER??
AND I DEEPLY HATE FACEBOOK SO DON'T EVEN ASK.
I just made one yesterday. Chrissy forced me to in order to keep the Dole Babies fan club running. It's just more free publicity. My Queendom must get around. But I still hate it. So don't expect nice words from me.
Please, DON'T BLOODY BLACKMAIL ME!!! I'LL SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR CHANNEL ONLY IF I FEEL LIKE IT!! JUST AS I EXPECT YOU TO SUBSCRIBE TO MINE ONLY IF YOU TRULY LIKE IT!!! GOD! PLEOPLE PLEASE!!!!!!
About Me:
http://www.youtube.com/user...
This is my charming myspace page
http://www.myspace.com/theo...
AND THIS ONE TOO
http://www.myspace.com/Magg...
My band's one
http://www.myspace.com/dole...
http://www.flickr.com/photo...
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/...
PS. I'M NOT A HUMAN JUKEBOX, MEANING I'LL GLADLY LISTEN TO ALL YOUR REQUESTS BUT WILL ONLY CONSIDER THOSE I RECKON AS PERTINENT
ALSO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE AN INSULTING COMMENT HERE MAKE IT INTERESTING.
I WON'T BE IMPRESSED BY CHILDISH SHIT. I WON'T CHECK OUT YOUR CHANNEL NOR GET INTO POINTLESS DISCUSSIONS.
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
IF I DON'T REPLY FOR A WHILE IS BECAUSE I AM BUSY. IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, TOO BAD. ALTHOUGH LIKE SOME MORONS HAVE DONE IN THAT CASE, YOU CAN ALWAYS UNSUBSCRIBE. I DON'T WANT PATHETIC FUCKS OF THAT KIND ON MY PAGE ANYWAY.
I DON'T HATE ANYBODY. IN ALL CASE, AS MENTIONED ABOVE, I MIGHT FIND YOU PATHETIC IF YOU ACT IN A PATHETIC WAY THAT IS, WHAT CAN I DO? IF THEY ACT PATHETIC, LOOK PATHETIC AND HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE, FUCK! ARE THEY PATHETIC OR WHAT?
Interests:
MAGGIE PONCE'S CLEVER REMARKS POSTED ON FACEBOOK 'S SECTION. NUMBER 1: I hate this facebook thing more and more as I'm getting to know it. 'You have missed two important updates' Yeah, somebody has liked something or has posted something. Real life or death material. By the way, I hate the 'Like' and 'Dislike' options. Fucking shit. I can understand it if it is a video or an article or a clever comment but most of the time it's absolute rubbish, pointless things. Pathetic. Facebook is pathetic and if anyone takes this as a personal insult, they're not very clever because I'm criticizing this stupid website, not them. And THIS could be considered and important update. Thank you all. Love, Maggie. Xx
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Channel Comments
Wayne ☺
I do feel the urge to kill more than a few lately but not randomly. Not anyone or everyone deserves it. That's why I don't do it. I don't think it's worth the risk. There are some brilliant people about and they might not be the brightest and more talented but they are brilliant all the same. People who are very kind and would go a long way to help the ones in need. That's why you can't and shouldn't go around doing that.
As for the Ponce issue, well, I like the english connotations of the word Ponce in the UK English. Americans don't get it, so it must be a British thing and a very fun thing too.
I'm pretty fond of it myself to be honest.
I think I only get better.
Praise Her Majesty, The Royal Ponce.
non smokin lungs thats even better ,
more power to the Ponse !!
long live the mistress of distress
The blues is a better place for your presence
lucille has messed my mind up LOL xxx