This is an entry in Smule's "I'm On A Boat" Contest!
November 3, 2009 is Election Day!
Contest info:
http://iamtpain.smule.com/contest/Video by:
http://www.IronyForMe.comLyrics:
(Voter)
Aw, sh*t, get your levers ready.
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
These ballots are about to get stuffed.
(Stuff 'em.)
Everybody on the street hit your f***ing breaks, and get ready to wait in a motherf***ing line.
(Voter)
They holding this. Let's go.
(Don't be late.)
I'm gonna vote.
(I'm gonna vote.)
I'm gonna vote.
(I'm gonna vote.)
Everybody look at me cause I'm about to vote.
(Just about to vote.)
I'm gonna vote.
(I'm gonna vote.)
I'm gonna vote.
I'm taking a good hard look at who should get my vote.
(Who will it be?)
I'm gonna vote motherf***er take a look and see. Whomever I give my vote better look out for only me. Just one chance, get it right, now here's a quote. Nothing more fundamental motherf***er than the right to vote.
There's no campaigning, here.
(Here)
I'm gonna vote b*tch.
(B*tch)
We thanking voter volunteers cause they ain't rich.
(Uh-uh)
I got my voter reg, and my drivers lice.
(Lice)
I'm signing forms, you're at sea straight signing checks to me.
(Me)
It's my first time voting, and I'm celebrating like this. When in school learning, they wouldn't let me vote quite yet, But I ain't no felon, son. I deserve all that I get. I'm gonna vote motherf***er, do you wanna take a bet.
I'm gonna vote and I'll take my time and I got more rights than they do in Afghanistan.
I feel like the prez of the nation, when I vote like Diddy. If you don't go an vote, then you're sure no me, oh.
Get the f*** up, it's time to vote.
F*** absentees, I'm present motherf***er.
(Motherf***er)
F*** apathy, I got opinions.
(Motherf***er)
I'm gonna vote for my boys, motherf***er.
(Motherf***er)
Voting is overly complicated, motherf***er.
(Overly complicated, motherf***er)
Obama, if you could see me now.
(See me now.)
Terrorists can't win, we won't kowtow.
(Can't kowtow.)
Going behind the curtain and vote somehow.
(Somehow)
Like the Wizard of Oz.
(Wizard of Oz)
There's no place like home.
Oh. Yeah. Never thought I'd get to vote. It's a big gold honory load. Tommy Jefferson, look at me. Oh. Never I thought I'd feel this way, when I got to vote on this day. Believe me when I say, it helps me get laid.
Oh, oh, oh, voter.
Freedoms, constitutions, hamburgers. Yeah, yea, yea. Voter.
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