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@TheLampard80 LOL!

@SaioTV wow weird, i've taken 4 yrs of german... but the german accent i know and can mimic is nothing close to your accent. i thought maybe your accent is from some pacific island language or something. either ways, i'm not being sarcastic, it's a sweet accent! :)

@StarGazer3261997 I scrub my asshole with great precision and it smells like palm trees, thank you very much.

I like gay people. But videos like this remind me why I like not being gay.

Rabbit = Spongebob.

(same voice actor. look it up.)

I'm American, therefore I'm fat.

I want to ride a bear. I would name him booboo, and he would maul everything. Mods of Skyrim, please make this happen.

@MysticalTV Your stupidity has been made famous on Reddit for millions to see. Congrats! Also, John Williams FTW.

@nekrokingofmetal cool story, bro.

@Ilona2006 i'm from the walle trailer myself. fucking youtube...

Oh, the memories of driving a jeep in that huge ass desert in El Alamein. I miss my childhood.

wtf, massages make you cry? what kind of massages are you going to...?

@MaximOfficialChannel google "tomshardware cpu hierarchy august 2011" ... go to first link

Cost of polio vaccine? About $100. Healthcare cost of managing a kid with polio? About $40,000 per year, for the rest of that kids life. This includes a crap-ton of drugs, for just ONE PATIENT.

I actually do believe there is a big conspiracy with vaccines and big pharma. They're the ones support...

@DjPrehab orchestral, but with just enough dubstep.

didn't realize it till I read wikipedia, but this is the same girl as the bitch from atonement. i think i couldn't recognize her because of how much she wasn't a bitch in this movie.

@ikweetbeter thumbs up for you being an idiot

@nxgnBarbaric There's also another way to get into the room with the pass if you find another hidden vent (have to move 2 little boxes) in one of the other rooms. I know that sounds vague, but basically you don't have to get through guards to get the access card if you find that other vent.

This cop would've been awesome when I had to drive behind 2 cars side to side on a 2 lane highway going 5 miles below the speed limit.

This video is retarded. But it's a good song.

How are we not hypnotized?

@burnyourhonda The official report actually states that the engineer and conductor who bailed are the ones with the most injuries. The report concludes with saying that the conductor's "cocaine use might have contributed to the accident". (They ignored like 3 traffic signals, and claimed the sun ...

1:07 top left corner - flying dog. maybe a signpost. either ways, wicked cool.

I dunno. Those korean symbols look pretty indian to me.

@artr1996 You're either a troll, or really dumb. He's being sarcastic. He's specifically saying that death is very serious, and shouldn't be taken lightly, especially with things like Geico ads.

I'm 6'5, 220, and there's 2 of me.

The Winklevi.

@chewchewchewchewchew

Literally made me lol, and spit cereal with milk all over my monitor. Brilliant.

Line directly from the official report: "The conductor of the eastbound train’s use of cocaine may have contributed to the cause of the accident."

And that is why you just say no to drugs.

"The doctors said my grandpa had a heart attack... but I was watching him the whole time, and NO ONE attacked his heart. They're a bunch of liars."

This seems like another damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario. I really don't care who the president is as long as he isn't spending his time in the oval office getting blowjobs. Oh wait...

I don't know why, but I kept hoping he'd turn around, punch that tv right in the center, say "fuck your bonuses", and just walk away.