Hey... it's Llama. **

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"t3h !nf0z://Who? Me? Ehh...I'm just Beka yah know? Rebeka "Llama" Ashli James Perez.

-I am insanely insane... i am at a level of insanity that even doctors and therapists cringe at.

-I can make and have made just about every retard on this earth laugh...

-i stay in my room, turn on my music really loud and hide under my covers when I cry. Then usually..on a good day... I fall asleep.

-I hug strangers and tell them they smell good. Depending on who they are that is...I only hug hobo's if my nose is stuffy.

-A pathetic non-average teen who likes energydrinks, sleep and music.

-I am also completely and utterly in love with my Idol Michael Jackson and I could care less what your opinion is on him because you don't know jack llama about Music if you can't admit to lovin mike!

-I have a crazy obsession over Llamas and I will never stop loving them ever! never ever!

-I be ninja cause i'm ninja like that. Whackaaah!

-My cat of whom i've had for about two years....I just started liking her lol.

-I am Very very close friends with those whom have tasted the rainbow and I could care less whom they have had sexual relations with cause I love thenm :o

-I like to color with my stepma when we'e not strolling through wal*mart pretending we have downsyndrome.

-I play barbies with my sis Gumpy (hailey) when we're not at eachother's throats or making nasty jokes.

-I comment hot girls with my brother Stoner (antonio) when we're not getting in trouble cause that boiis my partner in crime.

-I dance with my brother Favorite (alex) when he's not all cryin cause he's overly sensitive.

- I read with my baby Francis (Terrence) and shoot people with his plastic guns when he decides he loves me more than ma.

-I complain and eat a lot with my sis Lizard (Tamberly) when she's not squeeakin and cryin like a broken furby.

-I argue with my ma when we're not singing stupid songs.

-I chillax with mi papi who's my bestfriend and talk about life and music when we're not debating aabout something stupid because we're just hard headed and highly opinionated like that.

-I love videogames and long lonely walks in the woods, I love to write and sing and jump on my bed and scream and throw potatos at tonios face. (he has yet to complain)

-Most of all I LOOOOOVE to make people laugh, Life sucks and I just wanna take it and ball the trash up into a big ball of fun for all the big fat, whiney baby, depressed freaks out there like me.

love you
love her
love him
love me
love us
love music
hate abortion
SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS!

That's life baby.




i've never been that girl that just stood in the back of the room, never just the girl who blended in with the wallpaper. I've always been REBEKA "Beka". I'm LOUD and OBNOXIOUS and STOOPID. People LOVE me and I LOVE people. There is not a person on this earth who I can't make laugh, and if you disagree you can suck my baby brother's, soft, pink bellybutton because you my friend...are WRONG! Everything that comes out of this mouth, comes straight from the very soul within me, so don't ever expect me to apologize for something that I have said. If i didn't mean it, i wouldn't have said it. I wish that i were a Twenty legged Mammoth because....well i don't know why but how AMAZING would that be? My life long dream is to sell myself on ebay for 3 pennies and a cottonball. My pride, my joy and my life is my Darling Terra Nicole Stock, I don't know how i have ever lived without her but i have her now and i would never be able to live my life if i lost her. She is all mine, my bestfriend forever and no one else can touch her, and if you have a problem with it...you too can suck my bubbers bellybutton! I like to hug strangers and smack random people's asses. I make up stories off of the top of my head to make a boring person laugh until they have an anurism. i sleep in until noon on the weekends and take hour long showers. I wear things that any normal girl wouldn't dare to wear out in public if it depended on their life. My Hannah Montana, Black, Leather, non-squeaking pants are the most amazing thing in the world and i love watching peoples eyes widen as i walk down the hall like an idiot wearing them. I am in love with Michael Jackson, The KING OF POP, and his death has scarred me for the rest of my human living days. (yeah i'm human so shutup) I enjoy shaving kittens and Microwaving Hampsters. (it was only one time and he lived so shush up tree huggers) MASTURBATION IS FOR DESPERATE WHINEY BABIES and i will never ever do it. I love you.... AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz ~~~may llamas be with you and gaurd you in your sleep as the angels spray paint them green and purple, causing you to get high off of the fumes and to dream about the love of your life waiting upon the golden gates of pleasure in a white robe and big, pink, rubber rainboots ;) XD luv ya numbnutz WHACKAAAH!~~~