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All emergency vehicles (Fire, Ambulance and Police) should have their sirens removed and replaced with amplifiers so that this can be blasted out down the streets.

Holy Smoke. The spacecraft has a Rapex condom on it!

Most of these were on in the early 1960's and Thunderbirds was on a few years back in the evening. Surely they can't all be repeats?

The button from a WD40 aerosol with the thin injector tube it comes supplied with might extend the range of the tear gas spray.

@MrSmittydogg We sang that in music lessons in the early '60s.

The alleged injury to the fare dodgers face reminds me of a film (late 60's early 70's vintage) where a protestor splashes theatrical blood on his head and screams: "police brutality" repeatedly until he gets the attention of press photographers who start snapping away - next he is bundled into ...

Why shoot the gun? Why not shoot pheasants like other people?

There we are, more proof of a subliminal Masonic conspiracy. The internet has been interfered with in such a way as to prevent people seeing the Whore of Babylon that the Rev Ian Paisley warned us of so many times. I'm off to shoot a few brace of haggis now in preparation for Burns Night. They wi...

Take a second look at the celestial globes on the pillars at 0.59. Boaz has a red one on top. Obviously it is Hitlers left testicle and now we see where the revenge comes in. That Establishes it. QED.

There you have it: those spikes around the WW1 memorial tablet above the door are not to fend off pigeons as we are supposed to believe - it is a multiple antennae radio transmitter array used to contact all the Illuminati simultaneously when the time is right.

Did he give a pledge of fidelity before getting his legover?

Did he get his legover?

These are not the usual questions....................................

Ah yes, it's the sound of the sepulchral wails of all the souls of all those goats and llamas, ritually slaughtered, during recent centuries very slowly - using a very small fire built from precious unicorn horn shavings and ignited by shoving a drugged dodo up the rectum of a phoenix.

Crumbs, so if I give money to the RSPCA I should't expect any of it to be passed on to my local football club? Wow!

My goodness, he upset them so much THEY made his hair fall out. Let that be a warning to everyone, join the wrong side and get defoliated.

@oc00011 After 37 years the plan does not look very effective.

Oh yes, that big hat at a jaunty angle - definitely dodgy. I will avoid all hatted women in future but not my wife.

Just in case though, I will ask my wife if I have ever suddenly sprouted horns in my sleep or broken out in a scaly sort of epidermal rash.

I have been a Mason for almost 25 years. If there are any real conspiracies going on then I am going to be really widdled off for missing out on all the fun.

I might even bring this up with the Brethren: "Hey what about acting the white man and sharing a bit more you lot?".

As for the music, what...

@spiritman2012 It's a good scare story. People don't go to the cinema for kicks like they once did in huge numbers. They lap up global warming and this too. Just human nature.

Phwooooor!

There is a wonderfully written canine character - a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga Minois Press. A 'must have' good read.

There is a wonderfully written canine character - a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel, "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga Minois Press. A good read.

There is a wonderfully written canine character - a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel, "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga Minois Press. A good read.

There is a wonderfully written canine character -a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel, "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga Minois Press. A good read.

There is a wonderfully written canine character -a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel, "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga Minois Press. A good Read.

There is a wonderfully written canine character -a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel, "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga Minois Press. A good read.

There is a wonderfully written canine character -a Clumber Spaniel- in Laura Ingleby's novel, "English Mirrors: Healing by Degrees" Olga minois Press. Agood read.