*UPDATE* We won the Audience Choice Award for the Ignite Film Festival in NYC!!!!!

Our entry for the Ignite 15 Second Film Festival.

Directed by Russell Hasenauer and Chad Newhall
Written by Chad Newhall
Director of Photography: Kristoffer Night
Boom Operator: Anthony Tolentino

Cast
Chad Newhall
and Rosie Laughlin

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If you remember the original She Wept Iron Tears from 2005, then prepare yourself for the thrilling second chapter.

And see if you can figure out how the stories are connected. Go ahead. Try. Just search that title, you'll find it. I want theories, people!

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This is what happens when Chad and Russ don't get involved. The video within the video was based on something a friend of Russ' made back in the mid-90's, though the original was actually good.

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Jason Porter challenges the reigning champions, Russ, Chad, and Tuck.

The song is by Russ' brother's band, Misery Index, titled "We Never Come In Peace," the first track off their new album, "Traitors," available from Relapse Records. Their official site is here: www.miseryindex.com

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It's two sequels in one!

The big trivia fact for this video: This was the single coldest day we've ever shot outside in. We all wanted to die by the end of the shoot. Notice that Chad has a sweatshirt on when indoors, but not outside. That's just masochistic.

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Russell's birthday was this past Friday on the 13th. Luckily, we were keeping track of the goings-on and have compiled it into this entirely factual account of what happened. Enjoy!

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We shot this video back in September of 2005, and it was finally finished FORTY months later in January of 2009. This was mostly due to the aneurysm I kept getting while working on the black and white effect for the villain. Nevertheless, it's finally done, and available to enjoy at your leisure.

The other Superkids are online also, if you'd like to catch up.

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We had to change some music because some tubby kid we used to know threatened to sue us when we used music he did for us for another video in this one.

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This is the final video for Season seven, since it was technically completed a day before the new year. The music for this version is temporary, as good as it is, as our music guys, Soap and Foam, are going to be working on scoring it. But for now, enjoy this version, and get ready for some exciting new stuff in 2009.

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Jason of Immortal Dog watches 2Girls1Cup. I know we're a little behind the times on this one, but we were doing our podcast and just knew Jason was the type of person who would have a good reaction.

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Russ and Chad finally get serious and put out an artsy little drama about what happens when life and love collide, sometimes in the most unexpected of ways.

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