About this user
If you're gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty ;)
I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny :D
Yo mamma so stupid when her TV got stolen she ran after the robber to give him the remote!
Yo mamma so fat that she has two different timed watches on each wrist because shes in two different time zones.
I could type something important here... That is if I wanted to... Hmm... Nah!
What is that big book with no story? Oh yeah, the dictionary!
I climbed the ladder to success, but I fell off and broke my leg
You'll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn't worth noticing
If winning isn't everything, then why do they keep score?
I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay
Roses are red violets are blue, monkeys lyk you should be kept in a zoo, dont be angry I'll be there too, outside the cage, I'll b laughing at you
U know whats funny?... UR FACE!
I'm not stupid. You see I get Fs for FANTASTIC!
I looked away to not sneeze on my keyboard, and sneezed on the fan and it went in my face :|
:)I see your face when I am dreaming. That's the reason I wake up screaming!! :P
Real life needs a search function... I need my socks.
I run with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers
I had a parrot once, and he could talk, but he couldn't say I'm hungry, so he died
If you don't like me... then there's something wrong with you!
I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!
People say I'm insane... I'm not crazy, just ask Mr bunny and Mrs dodo here!
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
My doctor put my brain in upside down when I was born
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry and the world laughs harder
I once saw a vegetarian wearing a fur coat... It was made of grass!
Hmmmm.. Ooooh and just to let you people knoww i am veryy random sometimes Lolz... LET'S PARTY TILL THE COWS COME HOMEE!!! (which by the way is never) YAY!!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1993 , a guy buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Tomo sota balcu" , as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will sufficate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Age
17
Country
Bahamas
Occupation
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Companies
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Interests
skate boarding, playing the piano,playing bass guitar,i loveee to listen to music...
