Video Review on LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I would like to dedicate this video to Roger "The Bor
Video Review on LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I would like to dedicate this video to Roger "The Boring Dispatcher" RIP man, you will be missed!
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STILL THE HIGHEST RATED/VIEWED/ENJOYED RE-EDIT OF CHRIS CROCKER ON ALL OF YOUTUBE! (Now wi
STILL THE HIGHEST RATED/VIEWED/ENJOYED RE-EDIT OF CHRIS CROCKER ON ALL OF YOUTUBE! (Now with annotations!) THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
I DO NOT HATE Chris Crocker, gay people, table-top tennis, Britney Spears--anyone for that matter. I just wanted to throw something amusing together FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. So to all of you who take things WAY too ungodly serious: Relax! It's just for fun. Life's way too short. Enjoy it while you can.
OH, and any comments like "hey dats not cool you is goin to hell an yu hat ggay peepl i dun kno dat 4 sur but i sez it anywai becuz u is a dummyhed" will be severely made fun of. Don't drink-and-internet.
I find it utterly and immensely amusing that all people who have a problem with things that don't matter (this video, for instance) always have to be "big and tough and stand up for something." And what's with all the horrible grammar? We still have schools right?
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In this dire time of need for "bashing young emo-tranny-camera-whores" who unsuccessfully defend Britney Spears, I have come out of hiding and decided to finally make a new edit. And not to bash, but rather to give alternative perspective from a neutral standpoint. I just found it funny that everything that Crocker said we should take it easy on Britney for was exactly what Perez Hilton was talking about when he said she wasn't professional. I mean, if someone did all of this and worked at McDonalds, would we care? No, exactly. So Crocker's attempt at defending Britney actually ended up making her look worse...not to mention making himself look somewhat ridiculous in the process, lmao. This edit I hope will make his actual (and apparently unintentional) "message" more straightforward, and catch a few laughs along the way. Anywho, have fun with the video, and remember...LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! Oh, and for those who care, everything was edited together from the original clip only.
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LYRICS:
I
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LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
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A clip from the new VH1 show, "I Hate my 30's" where Kelly takes Katie on a shopping spree
A clip from the new VH1 show, "I Hate my 30's" where Kelly takes Katie on a shopping spree!
Starring Liam Kyle Sullivan and Michele Specht.
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Morphing Kittens! This is a little music video I made about how much I love when kitties talk. I made it using this morphing software from www.animatephotos.com I compose the music as well, stay tuned for more of my crazy videos!
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This was shot on BET Animation and 106 and Park. IT IS A SATIRICAL OBSERVATION ON THE CURR
This was shot on BET Animation and 106 and Park. IT IS A SATIRICAL OBSERVATION ON THE CURRENT RIDICULOUS, OFFENSIVE, AND EMBARRASSING STATE OF THE ONCE NOBLE ART OF HIP HOP. THE RAPPER WHO MADE THE SONG IS ALSO SATIRING THE CURRENT POPULAR RAP MUSIC WHICH IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO EVERYTHING RAP WAS. WHILE MAKING THIS SOCIAL SATIRE, HE ALSO PROVIDE A POSITIVE MESSAGE AND A SOCIAL COMMENTARY.
African Americans, open your mind. This man is not offending us. He's smaking us in the face and saying Wake Up. This is what they think of us...and the reality is...most of it is true.
Unfortunately I have no connection to the authoring of the video. I merely uploaded it as a show of support and like-mindedness.
I feel that the video was a clever, harsh, striking, and much-needed parody/satire on the current state of hip hop. Hip hop, originated as a black folk style of music, the voice of the innercity. A conscious, aware, if hardened by it's environment, expression of the life of middle/poor-class African Americans and Hispanic/Latino Americans in America. It has, like EVERY style of music before it, finally succumb to commercialization and thus the current POPULAR hip hop is little more than brain-mush over percolating beats. This song highlights that, with the line: "I used to makes song with concepts and shit, but now I wanna go platinum". The irony of that line, says it all.
In addition to being a strong satire/parody, it also instills some very strong positivities: reading, hygiene, ownership of things that cultivate wealth and worth (buy some land), responsibility (raise your kids), etc...concepts that popular hip hop is NOT teaching to our youth anymore.
So it parodies viciously, and instructs what is lacking concurrently.
For this reason, as an African American male who is passionate about the origins of hip hop and a purist of the hip hop form sans commercialization, and as a human being in general worried for our future and our progeny, I couldn't HELP but support the creator of the song and video by uploading it.
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