I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with...

i love style i spend alot of time on my hair.i love anything funny.i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee adorable puppies.i like to watch inuyasha .i make my puppy wake me up at 3:55.but she always wake me up at 2:00.she like to type she sometimes bite me when she type.back to me i like to type to but i type slow a lil bit.whoever looks at my page has to send me a friend invite if they want to but remeber to tell your friends to tell their friend to tell their friend ect. you get the piont.i also love tdi/a because dncan and courtney is there but i'm a lil sad cuz court doesn't come on tda til later
DxC all da way!!!!! have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
p.s. im not 18 im really 11 years old im not playinand i LOVE FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK
But you sir
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put this on ur page if u hate racism
!I would do this
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this and put it on ur page ♥
------T-------PUT
------O-------THIS
------T-------ON
------A-------YOUR
------L-------PROFILE
------D-------IF
------R-------YOU
------A--------ARE
------M-------A
------A--------HUGE
-------I---------TOTAL
------S--------DRAMA
------L--------ISLAND
------A--------FAN
------N--------AND
------D--------LOVE
------F---------TOTAL
------A---------DRAMA
------N---------ISLAND
║♥Got A Problem With Me.....solve it!
║♥Lost?....Get Found!
║♥Think I'm trippin.....tie my shoe!
║♥can't stand me....sit down!!
║♥Cαn't face me....Turn around!
║♥Love me?....Great!
║♥Hate me?.....Even Better!
║♥Think I'm ugly...Don't Look at Me!
║♥Don't like my style.....don't like yours!
║♥Don't know me...Don't judge me!
║♥Think u know me...u have no idea--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Man:where have you been all my life?
woman:hiding from you

Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?
woman:yes that's why i don't go there anymore

Man :is this seat empty?
woman:yes and this one will be to if you sit down

Man :your place or mine?
woman:both you go to yours and i'll go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living?
woman:i'm a female impersonater

Man :hey baby whats your sign?
woman:do not enter

Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertalized

Man:your body is a temple
woman :sorry there are no services today

Man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman:but would you stay their?

Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing(hahahahaha god tht made me tear up laughing ! )

Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
woman:really i'd rut f and u together

man:your eyes there amazing
woman:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

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