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@Omar13Z lol 9 minutes? typo?

i liked that jam.

SOMEBODY CALL 911, SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR, WHOA-OH!

the two nicest dogs i know are both pit bulls. love 'em.

@custardaghost omg you thouhgt i was serious? rofl sense of humor fail.

so how old is the rest of the body?

What's great about the iPhone, is that if you wanna make a chameleon scream, there's an app for that.

rhinos are sooooooo agile.

@ImUncreative100 rofl at first i was annoyed because you plagiarized the latest perv video comment, but then i noticed your account name. well played, sir.

He must use Charmin Ultra Strong.

that baby cougar is on the edge of his seat!

you're a nincompoop.

What I love about this movie, and this scene in particular, is that it came at a time when Tom Cruise was starting to become unpopular with all the scientology and katie holmes nonsense, and this reminded everyone how awesome he is.

after this they thumb wrestled.

this video would be totally mediocre, but the audio clip makes it an ez 10.

@OhGeeGanksta dude, with a name like that, and droppin terms like solar plexus, nobody wants to fuck with you. we'll take your word for it, just please don't hurt us!!!

@Trickzhots no way? you would have won the 8th grade track meet? SICK BRO!

i don't usually enjoy slide shows any more than the next guy, but this one was pretty good. all of the action shots were pretty good timing. the one at 0:26 in particular is worth a thousand words. that turkey is thinking "THESE WINGS BETTER FUCKIN WORK!"

they all flinch and the rhino stares 'em down as he backs away slowly "...that's what i thought. you bitches ain't worth fuckin up my horn."

@chop3333 rofl really?? throw rocks at a rhino? wouldn't that be like throwing confetti at a person? i think you should conduct the experiment, see how much they care, and report back to us with your findings.

and now imagine spending the last few minutes of your life with your head under a yellow bucket, trapped between 2 tigers swatting and biting at you, while an audience repeatedly yells "GET IN THE WATEUH!!" as if you hadn't already tried that, and you had several options to choose from.

fuck i want one of those.

Tenacious D has a song about this.

"dude, i did, i told you to do the bendie every once in a while."

"oh yeah, you did. fuck."

"hoo-hoo, i win."

"shit."

"i win, one to nothin."

dude photoshop is giving this wayyyyy too much credit. this shit is microsoft paint, for sure.

@thezachattack014 you are small, bro. you would lose to this alligator's baby girl.

I would like a refund in the form of 30 seconds, which is equal to the time I spent watching this video and posting this comment. That is all. Thank you.

man i've been looking for this for almost a week. finally found it. well done. very, very well done. your slides with your index finger looked like you didn't have very good control early on, but you fooled me. that's just how u play, and you were money.

@imlikemike86 no i didn't know that, but that certainly explains why he's so good. so where's the version with the lead guitarist? i will not be satisfied until i find an accurate live version of this solo. i must have it.

this is insanely good, but if i may be greedy, i'd like you to make another one of the solo from 4:07-4:30 on the album version. i don't think it gets any better than that, and i'm dying to see somoene nail it. but rest assured, this is top notch.

the solo just before this is solo is the one we really want to see. but this will do for now.

a live video dubbed over with the album version? ugh.

this one has got to be my favorite. i mean a fruit on the head demonstrates tremendous tolerance, but this? at 1:05 top cat puts all of its weight on bottom cat's neck and bottom cat patiently waits for top cat to reposition itself, and then resumes licking. and finally they both just pass out ho...

cat's thoughts while getting placed into yet another bowl or basket - "ugh, fine. i was gonna take another nap anyway. jokes on you, man. jokes on you."

lettuce hats are way too itchy, everyone knows that!

some quarterbacks work a hard count, and others just say "GO!"

he got game.