About this user
PREPARE FOR CULTURAL ANNIHILATION! THE END OF RUBBISH PHOTO ZINES
IS NIGH!!
The first ever Illustrated Ape PHOTOGRAPHY issue is born: PHOTOGRAPHERS OF THE URBAN APOCALYPSE, designed by the incredible James&Joe, featuring exclusive photography by David Sims, Paul Wetherall, David Hughes, Holger Pooten, Alessandra Tisato, Marcus Oakley, Kristoff Verscheuren, Daniel Sannwald, Modern Toss, and other geniuses of the flashbulb, with Honey Manko, Amy Winehouse, Chrys Columbine, Natalie O'Conner, featuring searing words from Kim Rickcord, prize winning poet Tim Turnbull, Molly Doolittle Slade, Haruko Haga, Jack Gabriel, Ian Armer, Dina Begum, Vanessa Pelz-Sharpe, Nigel Burch, and Tim Wells.
Interests
I love Horlicks.
I adore Ovaltine.
But cocoa is the ne plus ultra.
It puts lead into my fat wax crayon.
I can make love for a whole five seconds, including foreplay.
My lady Zira and me have an open relationship.
We'll sip Horlicks with anyone, so long as they're beautiful and damned.
I edit an 'art' magazine called THE ILLUSTRATED APE, and it rocks.
Ladies just love my simian charisma.
I don't wear a medallion - and I shave.
