ilickcarpet's channel

Don't ask me how I got here, but even though I hold little interest in martha stewart flowers, I found your video very soothing and peaceful to watch...melodous medicine! (=

....god, you are so fucking hot, I'd love to hang your ankles over my shoulders and make you wear your kneecaps as earrings as I pin down your vagina, GOD I'd fuck the shit outta you!

got DAMN this hott!

Shouldn't we at least wait until Madonna dies before we start allowing newcomer b!tches to resurrect her image? I'm just sayin people, how many times can the platinum Monroe bombshell-with-a-bad-side card be played before it's thrown out of the game?

"I'd rather be muthafckN SAFE than muthafuggin SORRY!"

No truer words were ever spoken.

@mark2761: ...if we're lucky enough to have a rapture between now and when the end of this..."song" finally comes, that is. I'm pretty sure we're already in Hell, Jesus was comin but then he heard the bullshht we were listening to and was like ".....Naaaaaahh, fu'gitabouditt."

...this is not a remix, this is the original Telepop version.... (wtf(?))

uhm....I don't see the big deal.

godDAMN your voice is hot; I wanna fck your tongue, bro!

the wet wobble killed this track...and I mean in a bad way.

The bass is phat as hell and kickin quite appropriately, but the wobble is disconcerting as fuhh.

I'd fuck you in the ass so hard you would have nothin but legs left running up your back.

I only have one question.

...could I plz fuck you in the ass?

they're so similar, they could be sisters.

this vid makes me say:

Kim Kardashian? bitch plz. Go to hell.

Nicki Minaj. Lady Gaga. Natasha Kills. Katy Perry. Jessie O.

Why do all the young queens blend?

uhm....have the aliens landed and I didn't get the memo?

srsly brah.

uhm....what's up with the graphic lol

Good verses; awesome refix. Bad pic. hahaha

what I wanna know is why this track had 11 haters...

@Maschinenzebra

uhm...."safe" up here with you....sry to correct lol

holy shht this track makes me want to have sex with a candycane while we're swirling in a glass of ice cold milk.

Yeah I said it.

@KGirlCassie

AHHHHH OMG thank you SOOOO MUCH.

You are officially my favorite person of the day! (:

@emeraldcityblues87

@KongolianTexasPeach

HA ohk, that's better because I was like....uhm...really? Plz tell me I got it twisted. haha

Thx.(:

(part 1)

So I noticed you have a lot of haters.

I'm amazed at how much shht ppl talk to & about you. It's amazing how wasteful ppl are with their energy these days, and then wonder why the world is how it is. It's exhausting, unfortunate, and true.

But I commend your dedication, how you just ke...

aww you're beautiful bro.

uhm...no color change. :disappointed: Her photomorphosis cells must be burned out.lol

Chams have the craziest eye-mechanics I've ever seen.

"handles the sour lemon like a champ" my ass...tht n!gga blinkin like crazy in the beginning, see :04 - :12

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS SHHH INSTEAD OF PUTTING YOUR DAMN CAMERAPHONE DOWN FOR ONCE AND GETTING YOUR FATASS OVER THERE TO HELP THE OLD DOG? I mean seriously.

Thumbs up if you now know the definition of "cacophony."

goddamn you are beautiful, dude.

this is what happens when the batteries die out in her favorite vibrator.

.....this is fucking HOT.

since when is porn love

it amazes me how many "straight" guys were crusin this. if you were really straight bros, would ya really be on youtube watching this instead of takin out yer girl for dinner so you could beat up her pussy afterwards? iThink not.haha

But it's still refreshing, nonetheless, to see the turnout o...