Hello there lads and lasswiches!

My name is Bennifer Reidington Nestokford Esquire IV, and I am a modest, middle-aged, wealthy and lusciously plump man living in a beautiful neighborhood.

Recently I decided to take a risk, and adopt one of those sad children you often see on abnormally lengthy infomercials.

Well, it turns out that this one is lovely! I have fallen in love with the handsome young angel!

I am here to assert to the world the love I hold for my new internet-adopted Slovakian chum, Jaroslav Nestokovich, whom I have aptly dubbed as Jimothy!

Who on Earth wouldn't be able to rub his or her elbows upon sight of such a handsome and intelligent and gifted young lad?

Oh yes! By the bye, Jimothy now has a Facebook page! Follow the link below to see for yourself; he is enormously popular with the females!

http://www.facebook.com/pag...