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1:32

9 months ago

Fun With a Lie Detector!

Here's how to make a fun, cheap lie detector that really works! Find out if your friend or spouse is lying. Great for parties! Get the detailed ins...

kipkay • 2,351,578 views

iamlordsatan commented:

@myguy1929 and you spelled "yeah, you're. and you" ...wrong. =/
10:55

9 months ago

What if chat rooms were real?

What if chat rooms were real

siilver1984 • 312,886 views

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  Ah, the video which brought Pedobear meme to life. So true this actually happens, excellent video.
2:46

10 months ago

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

Song of the South

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10 months ago

Q Lazarus - Goodbye Horses

would you fuck me?

i'd fuck me

i'd fuck me hard

hard

rubbing my nipples...

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1 year ago

Tourette's Guy, Best Of

A 5 1/2 minute montage of the best tourette's guy episodes.

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4:57 he breaks Character. I have Tourettes; and this is Satirical Stereotyping at it's worst. It's extremely rare to have verbal outbursts like this. Most common are Facial, and Throat tics (repetitive vocal chord vibrations). As well as Random body movements (Twirling around, random stuff like t...
4:56

1 year ago

United Airlines Flight Turbulence - Pilot Was A Pro!

http://www.zennie62.com - I've been in Georgia for a week now - most of the time I've been sick - but I'll never forget the flight to get here. No...

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1 year ago

Metaform - Revenge Of A Nerd

Great song by /\/\3T4F0R/\/\

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EFUKT FTW
10:13

1 year ago

Five Finger Death Punch's Ivan Moody talks with Eric Blair

ERIC BLAIR INTERVIEWS IVAN MOODY OF 5FDP

BACKSTAGE @ THE ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST IN SAN DIEGO CA

Five Finger Death Punch (often abbreviated as 5FDP or...

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1 year ago

NEW SHOCKING NASA UFO FOOTAGE

i always wondered how the things that showed up in the well known (tether incident) got here so quickly after the tether broke.i think this is the ...

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1 year ago

Cher - Believe (Almighty Definitive Mix) [Official Music Video] [HQ]

The official remix video of Believe. This is the Almighty Definitive Radio Edit. Remix video done by Dan-O-Rama.

© 1999 Warner Music U.K. Ltd

Sorr...

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1 year ago

The Andy Milonakis Show - Ralphie Outtakes

Ralphie Outtakes/Bloopers from the Andy Milonakis Show.

Ralphie spends 3 minutes messing up his line, "That was funny how mad you got."

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1 year ago

Longest Female Legs - Guinness World Record

Svetlana Pankratova (Russia) has the world's longest legs, verified as measuring 132 cm (51.9 in) on the set of Guinness World Records in Madrid, S...

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iamlordsatan commented:

@regalgsme His name's "Lucky Diamond Rich".

Most tattooed man in the world.

-xyr0x
1:24

1 year ago

it's all about those cookies...

it's all about those cookies...

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2 years ago

Arby's - Game Show / Reuben Commercial [2005]

A Guy's on a Game show and gets all of the Questions wrong because what he's thinking is The Arby's new Reuben Sandwich.

Enjoy.

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2 years ago
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Hail Satan - Bath of Blood

About Shed the Fear, I am near.

Primal is the way that it's supposed to be.

Created by

iamlordsatan

Latest Activity

May 21, 2011

Date Joined

Jun 16, 2009

About this user

Hi, I am considered "Satan" or, "Like Satan" from 80% of the population; but what if we look back... at the 20%? That means that there's more just like me. Maybe not with my views, but the same idea that Christ didn't die for me, nor is his mystical Father my heavens sugar daddy.

I am here to spread the burden of knowledge, which contains wisdom and hopefully to de-shroud young folk from the barriers of the barnyard of God. Specifically under the Christian Theology. You old folk will enjoy what this animal has to say as well.

I am and will be insensitive to your faith because your faith is a lie.

I have a right to express my own opinion and this is the internet not the court of law. Don't try to blame or claim anything that I may or do say, because that will just make me laugh while you look dumb; You already are but; let's not get to hasty here. This isn't national television.

Some of my rules on debate are as follows, and if you mail me something that contradicts these rules I will know that you are a lazy. You need to read. My answers are here. Don't break them.

RULES RULES RULES, YES I HAVE SOME! ...READ CAREFULLY.

1: Interpretation.

2: Logic, not Irrationality

3: Common Sense, oh that's 2.

4: Don't tell me that I am blasphemous. I already know this.

5: Jesus died on a Cross; which is a Torture Device.

6: If Your god is so loving, than why do you fear him? Don't spread me your Fear!

7: Contradictions. This I don't need to explain. It's self explanatory. Stick with a seamless debate please!

8: Don't call me a Sinner, Because I already know this.

9: Don't call me, a fag, a moron, a dumb ass, a queer, (you get the idea) nothing shallow, or a remark that doesn't appear educated past the college grade. (Yes, even College kids are dumb asses) It's true, but you get the idea.

10: Your God hates an individual that's _NOT_ Hooked on Phonics, yo, so homie... Be prepared to spell properly when communicating with me.

11: Don't threaten me with a law-suit. Typical Christians! You are silly. Always wanting me for my Moneys.

12: Fudge packing - As a pagan, NOT a satanist, just an Antichrist. I love to fudge pack my men. But, in your eyes, anybody who doesn't accept Christ as their personal savior, is Satan... But, that Doesn't make sense to ME, because I'm Pagan.

So... I get confused. With who you are.

I'll be back shortly.

...To Mock your God.

Blessed Be.
Satan.

PS: Some bad ASS FUCKING LYRICS.

"Blue October","She's My Ride Home"

We talked
Together sharpening the knife
Like killing partners for a life
Hey we can hide the bodies on the ride home

Now here we are
We're licking skin to wipe us clean
Strike a match, pour gasoline
Ditch the scene and watch this city burn
Asleep, my life will be a pillow steering wheel turn

I'll be reaching for the stars with you (honey)
Who cares if no one else believes
So I, set fire to everyone around
But I told you
I told you
We'd do it

So ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Yeah we won

We Drive
To leave the past and clear the mind
to watch the sunset set its time
I swear you'll find
I'm your ride home

Now close your eyes
its' getting dark and the highways clear
No sign of life from front to rear
Its just you my dear
On the ride home
We're going home

I'll be reaching for the stars with you (honey)
Who cares if no one else believes
So I, set fire to everyone around
But I told you
I told you
We'd do it

So ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Yeah we won

We talked
Together sharpening a knife
Like killing partner for a life
Hey we can hide the bodies on the ride home
Cause we're going home

I'll be reaching for the stars with you (honey)
Who cares if no one else believes
So I, set fire to everyone around
But I told you
I told you
We'd do it

So ha ha ha ha (we won)
ha ha ha ha (oh yeah we won)
ha ha ha ha (we won)
ha ha ha ha
Yeah we won
Yeah we won

Country

United States

Occupation

Body Embalmer. I work at a Morgue!

Interests

Satan. Jesus Christ Lough out Louding, And stuff.

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