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@iamaretard By the way I fire people who tell me "I stayed up late last night and i'm too tired to work today" . Maybe not that day, but after enough times of them doing it they get gone fast.

This gets so much more funny with subtitles on..

Used to sing this to my Chow before he died.

Makes me think of the 40 man raids I used to do on WoW for some reason.

@owensed01 I lol'd more at your comment than the video :(..

@kx100sublimekx100 True.

Plus Family Dollar box cutters dont look like that, they're orange safety ones. I'd also bet the women came in time after time and stole shit.

At least she passed by the knife on the counter...

Honestly who cares if a person is gay? Does it mean they're going to start humping the leg of the guy next to them instead of fighting in a war? NO...

He was a good father, he stole all the things his kids could ever need. I'd also bet he stole from there many times before. How about if you steal, you lose a hand, then he'd of only stolen twice and not had to die.

My chow used to attack wrapping paper tubes. I guess he hated santa.

Did he throw his guitar into the crowd?

Funny how this sounds better than most new singers. I thought "hmm do I want to listen to a live song?, oh wait, the Beatles could actually sing, sure I do".

She's not really "fat". Though i've found in a job where I work with many people that the idiots usually feel the need to mention a persons weight, because they're too stupid to think of anything to say. Size 0 is also not sexy, I dont really like my women to look like a strung out crack whore pe...

@b1odome lmfao

What a worthless piece of shit, I honestly hope he gets shot and dies slowly.

My dog used to wait for me to get home and he'd not stop crying if I was late. I miss him.

Sergeants is sorry for my loss, I forgot to ask them how many i'm sorries it takes to resurrect my dog. Becuase I kept telling him how sorry I was for leaving him alone as I washed the lake water off of him.

I work there, You should see the dumpster some nights. I've sat and destroyed food that was "near" being out of date. slashed up clothes and even a few shoes, but not many, we sell to much. If a thing rings up for a penny, we have to destory it. I've never actually seen something shipped back to ...

Caught a shoplifter in the back room tonight, Familly dollar is so cheap our store makes at least 5 or 6k a night cash... and we had 3 people in a store 2 for a register, because we do so much in sales, we have a second person on one almost all of the time. So as I was yelling as loud as I could ...

Thanks for the video, I wasnt sure if I could use Testors paint on PC parts or not. But I was going to try it out because they offer a lot of colors you cant get from regular spray paints. Now I know I can. :)

I'd like to point out that I used their product wrong too, I put it on him and washed it off. Did not leave it on for 5 minutes like the directions say to. I guess if i'd just learn to follow directions my dog could be dead instead of slowly getting better. Dam what was I thinking using it wrong?

Nice of the host to try and make the girl feel bad near the end for being who she is.

God Justin Bieber is so much fucking better than this guy.

Not really :0 But the people who are too fucking stupid and narrow minded to see the meaning of a video or song do make me laugh.

I also love the people who say "there are no options!!!" really? Because I know a person who works 60 hours a week, and her husband works 55 hours a week. You know what, they're not on food stamps either because they refuse to sit on their asses instead of working for the things they'd like. Jus...