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The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part7) iEatSleepRide 11 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part6) iEatSleepRide 15 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part5) iEatSleepRide 10 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part4) iEatSleepRide 6 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part3) iEatSleepRide 9 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part2) iEatSleepRide 5 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig! (part1) iEatSleepRide 10 views This is the original cop pig! We made it years ago and i just found it on my 3rd harddrive. For the whole series, go to my channel.
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig2 (part 5) iEatSleepRide 8 views This is the original cop pig 2
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig2 (part 4) iEatSleepRide 5 views This is the original cop pig 2
The ORIGINAL Cop Pig2 (part 3) iEatSleepRide 11 views This is the original cop pig 2

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Latest Activity

Mar 2, 2012

Date Joined

May 4, 2011

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Some of my fave quotes:

You say mall: I say barn
You say shopping: I say riding
You say skirts: I say jeans
You say hi heels: I say boots
You say boys: I say animals
You say jewelery: I say spurs
You say clean: I say dirty
You say pedicure: I say farrier
You say cells phones: I say horses
You say horses suck: YOU BETTER RUN

Ten Ways To Get In Shape To Own A Horse
1.Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off,stupid! Get off!"
2.Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall". Roll lithely into a ball, and spring to your feet!
3.Learn to grab your checkbook out of your purse/pocket and write out a $200. check without even looking down.
4.Jog long distances carrying a halter and holding out a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbors what you're doing.They might as well know now.
5.Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. And smile as if you are really having fun.
6.6. Hone your fibbing skills. "See hon, moving hay bales is fun!" and " I'm glad your lucky performance and multi-million dollar horse won you first place - I'm just thankful that my hard work and actual ability won me second place".
7.Practice dialing your chiropractors number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder, and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
8.Borrow the US Army slogan; "Be all that you can be'...(add) bitten, thrown, kicked, slimed, trampled."
9.Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself: "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience,..."
10.Marry Money!

You Know You're A Horse Person When...
...every time you drive past a road construction sight you think what nice jumps the barricades would make.
...you try to get by someone is a restricted space and instead of saying "excuse me" to him/her, you cluck at them instead.
...you say "whoa" to the dog.
...books and movies are ruined for you if horsemanship references aren't correct.
...you actually get to a point where flies don't bother you that much anymore.

Horse Terminology!
Event Prospect = Big Fast Horse
Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse
Hack Prospect = Pretty Color
Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse
Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn
Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes
Flashy = White Socks
Attractive = Bay
15.2hh = 14.3hhh
16.2hh = 15.3hh
To Loving Home = Only Expensive
To Show Home Only = Very Expensive
Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal
Elegant = Thin
In Good Condition = Foundered
Free Moving = Bolts
Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs
Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs
Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind
Loves Children = Kicks and Bites
Pony Type = Small and Hairy
Arab Type = Looks startled
TB Type = Looks Terrified
Quarter Horse Type = Fat
Warmblood Type = Big and Hairy
Draught Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy
Easy to Catch = Very Old
Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids

Interests

Horsebackriding, Reading,Tumbling

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