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At least I'm comforted in the fact my small town has two nuclear targets and I will be instantly vaporized. You can have your post nuclear world and die a slow death from radiation poisoning,starvation or exposer from a nuclear winter. It only takes about twenty nukes to be dropped on one side of...

Difference between Chineese and American....hmmm.......about 8 inchs in height and 3 inchs in length!

Ok so you can copy. You FOLLOW our lead, good job. You FOLLOW. Got it.

@cicatriz240 Gotta love speculation. i used to build spec homes along the water front communties of west Michigan back in the late ,90s. The Man i worked for lost everything later in the housing bubble pop. Speculation is one thing but to do a new build seeing that your not gonna fill it.....just...

So if working on this show is your bail covered in your contract? If so where do i sign up. "Attention shoppers we have a sale in our blowjob department....mop up isle nine mop up isle nine!"

Now that's halarious! Even with a cameraman following him people freak out. But I guess I would too. Let's not get all USA hatin' now. Were not all gun toatin' assholes. Some of us are packin heat then some of us just are packin' cold ones. It's the ones packing both ya gotta watch out for!

Hey the different branch's giving each other shit is part of the job. My son was an active marine did his tours in both Iraq and Afghanistan saw a lot of action and my brother a coronel in the Army would give him shit about how the Marines were just a dept of the Navy it was entertaining to see t...

Actually being hungover is when I write the best comedy (technically that's still intoxicated) and thats when new ideas arrise. Method writting works. But only if the act on stage is performed sober.

And in todays army and yes now the corp they have the bitch card you can wave for them to stop. I would not go into combat with anyone who went through boot being able to pull the bitch card! Try waving that shit at the enemy my friend!

Hey that was cool! But do to budgetary reasons niether side would see too many of these in the sky. We would use the hell outta our F15s and you would use the hell outta your migs. It is what it is......money!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it me or did Steven look stoned? Did ya see his eyes? He lives in awe of his brothers paycheck,

And Ron was right!!!!!!! My son went to war and met George Bush at 29 stumps. You fat fuck after that i can tell you Ron was right! 48% of my sons fellow unit members were killed. Iraq was bullshit!

You must know as well as anybody. American main stream news wether it be Fox,Cnn,NBC or whatever from the US is propaganda. AP baby! I watched NBC Nightly news not too long ago say that Syria was burning Russian and Chineese flags when in fact on line at MSNBC reported the exact opposite via an A...

Hot to WTF in 2 seconds a lot like when the lights come on at last call.

That's funny shit shoulda had your cop puke at the end then it would have been halarious! ABB's meow!

Get a Pitbull. Dog eats her up on your property that's on her. I'm not a gun guy so that's the next best equalizer. My pit keeps the crackheads from cutting through my yard.

Looks more like the start of an Iranian fishing tournament. So they come out in there bass boats and we get target practice, awesome!

What Saudie SOB owns this? Now every time I go to the gas pump I'll think of this son of a bitch! $100.00 for a tank of gas in my truck. That's nearly a days pay, sucks to be me I guess. Actually no guessing at all really it does. I'm just glad I can still get college chicks. And don't need this ...

I can't even afford the canoe I want, how the hell did I get here. Back to the wierd section of Youtube.

@sacman68 I was thinking the same thing this ain't shit. That wheldon crash was something you'd see in a movie. Saw that live..insane.

I still don't get why this is shocking? Yea Men at work...your point?

she handles that like a champ. No big deal most pretty women would have been to embarrased to continue. I like a tough chick.

I wanna Richard Nixon that rack.....".Im not a crook"

@altgeldrarities Butt pucker wasn't he a blues musician....he sang a lot of prison songs.

Or two russians and too much vodka..let the stereotypes begin....it's on! lol!

@bali0052 too bad it was only a 2MP potato.

@rebeccaannhay Unlike Las Vegas where they are on the ground amongst the porn leaflettes.

How can the media think we are so stupid as to be lied to directly to our face. i mean showing the poll standings and ommiting Ron Paul verbally. We here in America have had our media more sensored and steared in what ever direction either government or corporationds want. And corporations own th...

So your grabbin free wifi too. yea I got a realtek antenna too.

I don't think they're getting there security deposit back on the reception hall.

It would be nice if he won but that is not the way this country works. The corporations will put Romney in and thats that. Sad but true.

Just order a large Farva

Analogy time!

Glen Beck is to news as Paris Hilton is to being a contestant on Jeapordy.

About time. Good for you Russia. Of course it will be like having a little retarted brother and watchin him try and tie his shoes but entertaining non the less. Everyones a winner!

All of a sudden I got a craving for nacho's and a big gulp. Maybe also a quarter pound big bite.

WTF was that a prank or did that guy really shoot himself? I mean how do you play russian roullette with that type of gun your supposed to use a revolver.