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About half of Eddie's guitar work bends the laws of music theory. The other half shreds it and flushes it down the crapper.

Say what you will about modern 'guitar gods', but in my lifetime, only Jimi and Eddie made the music world grind to a screeching halt. Only those two forced the world to s...

@Aafaloth So you haven't even looked her up? Why don't you at least do some homework before calling her out? She's been touring with Steve Vai and Carlos Santana (both of whom are in most people's 'top ten' guitar gods). She was going to be Michael Jackson's guitarist and was rehearsing with him ...

Hate to point this out, but Charice goes like two octaves higher than Celine on this song.

You con-men sell unsuspecting idiots $4 worth of spray undercoating for $20 and plaster your ads everywhere. This commercial has been re-posted a hundred times on YouTube. It's SPAM!

Shameless. This isn't a product review. In fact, this same commercial has been posted and reposted a hundred times over by you hucksters. YouTube needs to put a stop to you con artists. You sell unsuspecting idiots $4 worth of spray undercoating for $20 and plaster your ads everywhere.

You're pronouncing it wrong... it's called 'Flekth Theal'.

Among other things it will:

- Fikth leakth in roofth.

- Fikth potth and hotheth.

- Theal thkreen doorth.

...tho many utheth, you'll be athtounded!

So... where can I buy this 'Flekth Theal' stuff? Oh right... I can simply pick up a can of rubberized undercoating spray for 1/10th the price!

This is why if you Google alligators or crocs attacking lawnmowers, you'll find a good number of news stories. They hear that low rumbling noise, and one of two things happens A) the females want some, or B) the males puff up to challenge the intruder. Just saw a croc in today's news (12/28) pul...

Brilliant! The acronym ‘GRANDMABOT’ fits well with the market-tested imagery of a cutesy robot.

It's much more pleasant than showing reality, which is a sweatshop in Malaysia full of children toiling away making loud sweaters for tasteless douchebags here in the US!

‘GRANDMABOT’: Group of Ram...

@faultroy I guess I agree with your statement, but we'd probably disagree in the way we define 'cavitation'. Any projectile can (with sufficient velocity) cause a wound channel larger than its diameter. However, the term 'cavitation' was coined to describe the severe trauma caused when a tiny pr...

Pretty stupid... if it's his assistant, then they could just agree beforehand which one to have it under (ie: 3rd cup from the left, etc). If it's a volunteer from the audience, then you run the risk of having them change the blade to another base, or discover your simple fishing line trick.

@utubeaccount00 Source: US Treasury

HHS alone gets more than the entire DOD. Add social security, welfare, DOA, DOE, EPA, HUD, DOL, DOT, DOC, NSF, Medicare, Medicaid, International assistance, and a myriad of other handouts.

All of these things are UNCONSTITUTIONAL SPENDING. At least military spe...

All true... yet completely silly. Bananas are radioactive. Should we ban them? Table salt is made from two deadly poisons. Should it come with warning signs? Stop worrying about inane, stupid stuff like this. Everything on earth is made from elements, and most of them are hazardous or poisonous w...

WOW... my faith in humanity is shaken. I didn't realize this kind of stupidity persisted.

ALL digital video is made up of tiny squares (called PIXELS). Zoom in far enough, and contrast the image and you'll get squarish shapes. I can get the same kind of stuff zooming into a picture of your face...

Funny how Brits believe in the fallacy of parliament while their monarchy retains ultimate power over the people. Brits don't realize that they have NO human rights. The monarchy has the rights and the people are mere subjects... slaves to the long outdated idea of elitism by birthright.

America...

You have FAILED to do any homework on the subject at hand. You've published a video in which the world can witness your ignorance. AK47's sold in the US are not machine guns. They are semi-only, and in fact LESS powerful than most hunting rifles. You've apparently fallen victim to the left wing m...

Now why would you strap a scary mask like that onto your dog?!? Poor little fucker has no idea what's going on.

Not sure what the judges ever heard in these girls. These two couldn't carry a tune if you put it in a bucket. I heard a couple stray cats going at it in an alley the other day... kinda reminded me of this act.

@lrod132 What's the matter, douchebag... did I hit a nerve?

@gyrate4 You're correct... I've given this drivel WAY more attention than it deserves, and probably more traffic than it's seen in a while.

Watching the Yankees is like seeing some pompous douchebag in a Ferrari lose a drag race to a kid in a souped-up Toyota.

The kid earned his victory with elbow grease and a small budget. The douchebag tried to purchase victory.

Normal people will instinctively root for the kid as the underdog. U...