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What happens when you let Obama voters have guns.

Anybody here noticed how dumb the knee grows are?

Obama done be give us a new car.

Mom to kid: "Cut it out now or I'll tell your fathers."

If she's got four kids, can't their four fathers kick in anything to feed their rats?

What is the microwave setting to microwave a porchmonkey? I'm guessing 'baked potato'.

I love the smell of dead Germans in the morning.

Tarzan was the only person able to keep these savages under control.

"You can take the negro out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the negro."

Martin Luther King, jr.

The rule is if you drop the apple that the rabbi tosses you, you have to marry his 400 lb. daughter, rochel.

Proof that Obama will be reelected in a landslide in 2012. Humans in this country have descended to the level of the blax. There's no hope anymore.

Don't get in a Mexican's way when he or she is hungry. They'll eat anything when they're hungry. We had a mexican family living in a trailer park up on the state highway, they got up one night looking for a midnight snack and they ate three SUV's, a mailbox, a stack of newspapers, and some home...

A ride in Old Sparky, with the voltage set to 'overload' would be more appropriate for this kid, and his twenty-five year old 'grandmother' as well. I wonder how many other little fatherless b*stards she's raising on the taxpayer welfare dime.

The Atlanta subway system is know as MARTA - Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority. Atlantans know that MARTA really stands for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta. :>)

And I thought that there weren't any baby pictures of Barack Obama. See, I was wrong.

Its a rare old video of President Obama's father. A piece of history!

The most effective way to protect yourself from being attacked by knee grows is to carry a couple of job applications on you. If one or more knee grows starts to attack you, just wave the job applications at them. Knee grows are more afraid of job applications than werewolves are of garlic.

This is George Bush's fault. Stages won't collapse when Obama becomes President.

Half of them are lazy bums. The other half are lazy crazy bums.

Africa and Philadelphia are the same thing.

He's telling a joke about a horse that walks into a bar. The horse sits down at the bar and reaches for a glass. The bartender comes over to the horse, pours the horse a drink, and asks, "Why the long face?"

It sounds better in Yiddish.

Obviously the wrong side won the Civil War.

This creep would dig up his dead grandmother and sell her body for fertilizer on EBay if he thought he could get away with it. Slimeball.

Ghetto birth control.

You can take people out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of some people.

What is the correct microwave setting for a baby? I'm guessing 'baked potato".

Ghetto birth control.