Barrel racer,sub for sub

Horses are like nuts and bolts. If the rider is nuts, the horse bolts!

1,2 Freddys coming for you. 3 4 better lock your door. 5 6 grab a crucifix. 7 8 stay up late. 9 10 never sleep again!

A Man was walking down the street and everybody seemed to be staring at him. "What the fuck is everybody looking at me for!?" Then he noticed people were staring at where his zipper was. Can you guess? Well if you guessed his zipper was down your WRONG! He looked down then realized he forgot to get dressed that morning!


97% of people would DIE if Miley Cyrus or the Jo Bros jumped off a bridge, post this on ur wall if u would be thaat 3% laughing saying jump bitch jump!

LEAP FOR JOY! Great is your reward in heaven.

RIDE NAKED (Put some color in your checks!)

IF YOUR NOT MAKING DUST YOUR EATING IT!

When i count my blessings i count my horses twice.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS,PLEASE PUT ME BACK ON MY HORSE!

Hey, whats your name? Mine's "Woah, Dammit"

"Just believe in your self ALWAYS"

"The best things happen when you dont try by not trying but you try your hardest by believing. and when you least expect it."

"Cowgirls dont do what other people tell them to do...they do whatever the fuck they want.! Yepp thats me.!"

Kid:Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher:Ok but say your ABCs first.
Kid: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.
Teacher:Wheres the P?
Kid: RUnning down my leg. *runs to the bathroom*

"Bye, bye bye bye bye bye bye *2018373789645782568i476589746395876234987567892345 times later* WHY ARE WE FRICKEN STILL SAYING BYE.????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i could have a rose for everytime i thought about you i would have a billion roses.

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