About this user
♥ I AM m.e.l.i.s.s.a.r.o.s.e.
♥ GOD IS MY e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.
♥ MUSIC IS MY t.h.e.r.a.p.y.
♥ FRIENDS ARE e.s.s.e.n.t.i.a.l.
♥ SQUIRT GUN FIGHTS ARE s.a.w.e.e.t.
♥ I AM p.r.o.l.i.f.e.
♥ I AM a.n.t.i.r.a.c.i.s.t.
♥ I AM r.a.n.d.o.m.
♥ I HAVE m.o.n.i.l.e.t.h.r.i.x.
DEAL WITH IT!
P.S.
*Aliens DONT wear braces... although I know a few that used to.
*Cupid DOESNT flip hamburgers... but he is a prostitute in his spare time. Hey, he isn't making a living off of shooting people, and he has to get money some how!
*Pirates DO NOT wear pink sunglasses... however, they do like to wear purple sunglasses.
*Santa Claus DOESNT mop floors... because he is too lazy and works those poor elves to the core. I'm working on making an Elf Labor Law... but Rome wasn't built in a day, you know.
*Leprechauns DO NOT play basketball... but that would be pretty fun to watch. Maybe they should get their own little b-ball conference.
*Genies DONT ride bicycles... I know one who tried to ride a unicycle once and let me tell you... that did NOT end well.
*Vampires DO NOT wear polka dots... all the ones I know are into stripes or floral.
*Skeletons DONT play tubas... tromBONES are much easier for them to play.
*Werewolves DO NOT go to summer camp... they are too busy teaching at summer school to go to summer camp.
&&& I shall NEVER grow up... make believe is TOO MUCH FUN!!
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