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Ding-ding-ding! You found me! I know... it's hard to believe.

Okay, so what now? We gotta think of something... life can't go stale now just when it was starting to get so interesting.

Hmmm, how about watching paint dry or maybe grass grow? For the really adventurous, there's painting the grass and watching to see if it grows as it drys. Gives an all new meaning to "Miracle Grow" don't it?

Whatever you end up doing, you will sleep infinitely better knowing that you no longer have to toss and turn trying to figure out where my channel is (unless it moves - but then if it does, was it ever *really* here?).

For fun, check out the Random Mutation Generator (in the URL at the bottom of this text box). Why? (Pulp Fiction theme begins to play)

To paraphrase Marsalis Wallace:
"Let me tell you why. I'm gonna call a couple of calculator-carryin' Carl Segan types to go to work with a keyboard and a monitor. I m gonna get Darwinian on your ancestors!"

It's either that or order take-out.