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Name:
GILLY
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Hello everyone, sorry i have been away and have not been on the tube or subscribing back to anyone, oops, sorry again.
If all goes well I will be moving to the LA California area and try to do some acting.
Moving August 2009
If you want to contact me via email:
gilpil23@live.com
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If all goes well I will be moving to the LA California area and try to do some acting.
Moving August 2009
If you want to contact me via email:
gilpil23@live.com
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About Me:
........."PenisColada"
Waiter: Monsier. good to see you again sir, welcome back to the erotic restaurant.
Billy: hey Pepe, good to see you again, it really is, its glad to be back i'm hungry man.
Waiter: What can i get you today?
Billy: i'll have a fallopian tube salad.
Waiter: and what kind of dressing would you like?
Billy: the house spermatoza
Waiter: good choice, that is my favorite as well, and what will you have for your entree?
Billy: I'll have the house clitoris steak, well done, ok,thank you Pepe( i made a mistake here i was supposed to say the hawaiin clitoris steak, so i goofed up)
Waiter: and would you like the labia majora and minora on top of the hawaiin clitoris steak or on the side?
Billy: (laugh) i always like them on top( more laugh)
Waiter: i agree that way the juices can always flow down.
and yes what can i get you Madame?
Honey: yes Pepe hi, let me have a testicle and scrotum pasta platter ok ( laugh act silly)
Waiter: and what kind of sauce would you like?
Honey: well this is going to be a hard choice but i'll go ahead and have the semen sauce ok ( act silly)
Waiter: you know your sauces, and for your main course?
Honey: this is another hard choice, i don't know what to order but i'm going to try the peruvian penis platter, lets just try that and see how it goes, ok ( act silly)
Waiter: great choice one of my faves.
honey: oh hey Pepe, could you fill the corpus spongiosm and the corpora cavernosa, could your fill that with duck butter ( laugh act silly) please thank you.
Waiter: oh a woman with discriminating taste, and what can i get you to drink?
Honey: you know what, i don't know whether to have the urethra and seltzer with a slice of lemon or maybe go fruity with a peniscolada, you know, i'll tell you what, let me go ahead and have that peniscolada, you know lets try it, thanks.
cut to message " 20 minutes later" background music.
Billy: hey baby, how is your testicle an scrotum pasta platter, are you enjoying that? (laughter)
Honey:( cut tomato in half and put half in each cheeck, so cheeks look really filled, to simulate testicles,lol)
very tasty ( then laugh)
Billy: yeah i can see ( begin extended laughter)
honey: very good , large testicles ( more laughing)
Billy: (continued laughing )
Honey: (continued laughing)
go back and forth with characters laughing then cut to end credits.
Occupation:
Watcher of people
and animals oh also
a few fish here and there
Companies:
Society for Sexual Math
and the physics of the Mind
Interests:
love to come up with ideas, then write them down, then try to act them out, then become a millionare and travel around in my own private jet. but for now i'll just use my thumb to get around,haha,lol.
Movies:
Speed,The Matrix,Anger Management,Pans Lambrynth,Memoirs of a Geisha, Transformers,alot of comedy,drama,and horror.
Music:
Classic rock,,a lil bit of everything
Books:
I'm going to say this once, then try to live it: I believe in almighty God and Jesus his son as Saviour. But, if you were to look at my life: I drink beer,cuss,have an eye for women,and am a general scoundrel, I cannot deny it. So whatever you do or believe in, I in no way can judge you or point a finger at you.
My Prayer is for Peace all over the World.
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HottieChocolateFilms
(1 week ago)
dude u r awesome hahaha
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fiwaszewski
(3 weeks ago)
HAPPY NEW YEARS MAN! How r u doin? If you're on facebook, look me up..FORREST IWASZEWSKI
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(1 month ago)
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Ridingmytornado
(3 months ago)
Hello there Gilly.
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Babieisis2
(3 months ago)
Hello, How have you been? it's been a while.
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xxPackMaNnxx
(4 months ago)
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8DreamMerchant8
(5 months ago)
What's Up hillbillygill99?!
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oliberia
(5 months ago)
hey bro, make like to my videoclip thank you for support!!
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CameronTwinsFishing
(5 months ago)
hillbilly gill so funny your the mann
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kingpolaris
(6 months ago)
its been a while jsut thought i wud stop by to say hi
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