Hello everyone, sorry i have been away and have not been on the tube or subscribing back to anyone, oops, sorry again.

If all goes well I will be moving to the LA California area and try to do some acting.
Moving August 2009

If you want to contact me via email:
gilpil23@live.com
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........."PenisColada"

Waiter: Monsier. good to see you again sir, welcome back to the erotic restaurant.

Billy: hey Pepe, good to see you again, it really is, its glad to be back i'm hungry man.

Waiter: What can i get you today?

Billy: i'll have a fallopian tube salad.

Waiter: and what kind of dressing would you like?

Billy: the house spermatoza

Waiter: good choice, that is my favorite as well, and what will you have for your entree?

Billy: I'll have the house clitoris steak, well done, ok,thank you Pepe( i made a mistake here i was supposed to say the hawaiin clitoris steak, so i goofed up)

Waiter: and would you like the labia majora and minora on top of the hawaiin clitoris steak or on the side?

Billy: (laugh) i always like them on top( more laugh)

Waiter: i agree that way the juices can always flow down.
and yes what can i get you Madame?

Honey: yes Pepe hi, let me have a testicle and scrotum pasta platter ok ( laugh act silly)

Waiter: and what kind of sauce would you like?

Honey: well this is going to be a hard choice but i'll go ahead and have the semen sauce ok ( act silly)

Waiter: you know your sauces, and for your main course?

Honey: this is another hard choice, i don't know what to order but i'm going to try the peruvian penis platter, lets just try that and see how it goes, ok ( act silly)

Waiter: great choice one of my faves.

honey: oh hey Pepe, could you fill the corpus spongiosm and the corpora cavernosa, could your fill that with duck butter ( laugh act silly) please thank you.

Waiter: oh a woman with discriminating taste, and what can i get you to drink?

Honey: you know what, i don't know whether to have the urethra and seltzer with a slice of lemon or maybe go fruity with a peniscolada, you know, i'll tell you what, let me go ahead and have that peniscolada, you know lets try it, thanks.

cut to message " 20 minutes later" background music.

Billy: hey baby, how is your testicle an scrotum pasta platter, are you enjoying that? (laughter)

Honey:( cut tomato in half and put half in each cheeck, so cheeks look really filled, to simulate testicles,lol)
very tasty ( then laugh)

Billy: yeah i can see ( begin extended laughter)

honey: very good , large testicles ( more laughing)

Billy: (continued laughing )

Honey: (continued laughing)

go back and forth with characters laughing then cut to end credits.