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One searches in vain for the slightest flaw or blemish, but is instead confronted by the reality that this child was sent to us by God as an instrument of His perfection. There is no other explanation that makes sense. We are humbled.

Is cat poop a Mexican delicacy?

@wojciechzby Yes, but one day far into the future the Archangel Jacqueline will return home to the Great Father. We can only hope to follow....

I love Amanda, but I'm afraid that's not really awesome yodeling. To compare her with the absolute master of yodeling, check the following YouTube video:

'Suzy Bogguss Night Rider's Lament'

Wow. He doesn't even understand rock and roll.....

For the NASCAR fans who actually care about stock car racing as a sport rather than just mindless entertainment, this disaster doesn't compare to what we had to endure from FOX

during the race. The ratio of commercial time to actual racing time broadcast was almost 2 to 1. Almost everytime they r...

Excellent choice of music. Curious: do they have traffic laws against illegal lane use?

@rokkin1 Yeah, but he saw the white buffalo.....

Spreek engrish!

No wonder I can't afford medical insurance anymore....

What's Indonesian for 'Aieeeeee!!!'?

'For nearly four years, the people have lived under the rule of a tyrant who denies them their most basic God-give rights'

Thanks a lot, Almirola. Stupid jerk.

Considering that the fourth and final cataclysmic blast vaporized the entire six cubic miles of Krakatoa and blew it eastward over Java, you could definitively say 'Krakatoa, East of Java'.

@PatrioticGlory It could be that the only way Jackie can win a Grammy is to become an opera singer, because the exclusionary politicos in the Grammys committee eliminated the 'classical crossover' category-just in time for Jackie. Aren't they intelligent? They managed to eliminate the vocal Pheno...

They helped remind me why when I was growing up in the 60's that I preferred Cream to The Association.

"We need a whole new federal agency to study this phenomenon" - unnamed government official. Former University of Michigan environmental experts, 'fresh' from studying the global effects of bovine flatulence, are calling for an investigation...

The Hustler was always my favorite bomber, as it made an indelible impression on me growing up. In early June 1965, my family made their annual vacation trip by car from Indianapolis to our summer home near Syracuse, Indiana. On the way there, we passed through the completely destroyed remnants o...

Poor Bernadette: no need to have a problem holding the microphone whilst writing...there's a handy place to tuck it in right there. ( She would have gotten bigger laughs, too )

@ricardokal Here's another good vehicle for Jackie from Sarah:

YouTube: 'brightman-unexpected song from surrender'

I think Jackie could do it even better....

Yo, Jackie-san! Now that you're back from Japan, it won't be long before you're ready to continue your great journey to immortality. I happen to know that the world's greatest singer, Renee Fleming, teaches operatic vocals at Julliard. I'm willing to bet you'd be accepted. She's not too stuffy, e...

God can be cruel. She's Renee Fleming, and we're not.

Unknown artist here. You have provided me with a clue as to how fine artists can get on 'America's Got Talent', and win that $1 million. AGT only accepts 'acts'. You are combining humor and art. Maybe artists can sneak in the back door of AGT that way.

I am in Nashville, and you may see what I'v...

Fred looks like he's auditioning for the sequel to 'Flesh Gordon'.....