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Love the band, hate their following. I'm sorry, I'm just saying.

@maconsumner this is productive?

"You're in violation of city ordinlordoloawrd."

That's a strong deck. Endorsement?

7-8-1 With The Mutha Fuckin GUN!

Is it normal that my heart starts racing violently at 3:52 and then explodes shortly after?

On Ma Mom

ADDERALL STAT!!!

3:46 "Fuck Off."

Dress and act this way and people will love you!....They will!....Well, except for me...And anyone with self respect for that matter....But people will!

2:56 "....Mmm....Delicious..."

Woman: "Mishka! Say, WA-WO-WA-WO-WA-WO-WA-WO!"

Mishka: "....Now why would I ever say something as absurd as that?! PREPOSTEROUS!"

Woman: "Mishka! Say, WA-WO-WA-WO-WA-WO-WA-WO!"

Mishka: "....Now why would I ever say something as absurd as that?! PREPOSTEROUS!"

CMT = Creamed My Trousers

Is that tongue ring there to help you in digesting twinkies because chewing became too exhausting?

Why....WHY! do we find inspiration, happiness, love, and motivation in something built off of such sadness, hate and depression?

@MrTROYisLegend I DON'T GET IT!?! WHY?! These guy's are so good...Maybe they're Red Sox Fans or something? I'm from Boston, a hardcore Red Sox Fan and I STILL love these guys and this song!!!....People....

online players have bragging rights to how many hands they play a year versus live, "old school" players...Now the old school players will bragging about how many hands they play with live dealers...This thing is slow as shit!

He's using a Remo Vintage A tom head on his snare....That's....BAUCE!

Newest GOP Candidate?

I don't understand, how 7 people, or ANY one person could "dislike" this video. Oh, I know, people who dislike the best computers and the best dogs...Gotcha

Shit......You did it

Instead, we need to stop looking. Because let's just say for instance God exists. Hypothetically. He would be looking at us like we are an experiment right? Because why would God create us to test us so we can be rewarded with eternal happiness later on? What is his end of the bathing? So we prai...

Dear Cobus,

To have a quest in life is easy, you look in a direction most appealing and move forward. The successful are either those who perfect, and those who leave no obstacle unconquered. I have given up on playing for the past 4 years because my family disapproved of this career idea while o...

@ChrisDrummer12 In the studio, they play to a metronome, so the time signatures are perfect, so in this case it looks like they are playing, (i.e. he's actually hitting the cymbals and drums) but there is no difference in time because they are playing along to the recorded track and the timing is...

Ok that's cool, but show me how to do the damn PENCIL TRICK! THE ONE WITH THE BLACK PENCIL!

Hickok, I heard that back in the Civil War they would load the rifle by using only 2 fingers gripping that metal rod. The reasoning was, if they created a spark inside the barrel and the round went off, it would only blow off two fingers and not their whole hand, that way in battle they could sti...

After you subtract the price of the car, labor for putting the diamonds on there, the value price tag of driving a car paved in diamonds, and those rims, there's probably about $850,000 worth of diamonds on there...However, if it took them 1,000,000 diamonds to cover every square inch of the car,...

@RedlightExpressMovie With that much power to run the fastest time possible you wouldn't be able to shift fast enough...I would take an automatic to run the best time, who the fuck wouldn't....2000 horsepower I want to see what it can run, not how well I can shift

It's SO Hard Growing TITS!!!!!