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It's pronounced Wand Erection because Harry Pottter is sexually aroused by them

Variation on Cockblock Pickup: Climb inside giant t-shirt with two head holes, then have one head chatting up the girl the other is a deformed twin who just who just thrashes about sqwarking

OR Dress as two policemen, good cop and bad cop -- one is terribly complimentary and the other just rains...

Bleeding heck-- I never knew Steve Buscemi was so seriously flaming in real life

...he would have a happy meal between his thighs

@vamppilot007 I like your sentence

Arsenic occurs naturally, trickling down from the Himalayas, in many ways the original Mountain Dew -- drink your fill!!

FINALLY the internet served up something poignant... my life makes sense now

London is 70% pure Aryan white... flop goes your soggy little argument

So glad I'm subscribed to you man. In an ocean of slop you're a real find. You remind me of Colbent [YT . com. /user/colbent]. He kind of sends up his own social anxiety -- please do give him a look.

They should've had a long dead zombie dad come back to oil Great Grandpa's zimmer

3:44 Clearly you need to be a prepubescent girl for him to want to sign your breasts [or lack of]

watch?v=hBdpzbfdwP4

I fucking hate rich people

The dog story and Dean 'God resting' his living mother broke my ribs with laugh.

What've you spliced together to make the viddy'o'?

4:44 There's a video somewhere of Zidane recalling Maradona performing a similar skill to this... he goes on to mention he tried it himself and would take five or six tries... Drenthe must be EXTREMELY well coordinated to be performing it intentionally and repeatedly. Add to this he's one of the ...

What that radio caller said: "They'll work for nothing... live ten to a single room; while we've got families to support" ...the hypocrisy blew my mind. Everyone has a family, it's just some people are willing to live in a box room with nine other men thousands of miles from home in order to supp...

@cheezmonky121 I bet 10 bets you're betting on a bet

This will be playing at my baptism

@abdulwadood1412 No sweat

Darwin had it twisted -- apes are descended from us...

Shit filled airbag would be the pinnacle... whip-lash and a face full of fecal matter

or just type "why?" if you want to confuse it

Why aren't they screaming stuff like "Pint-sized genius!!" and "Boy Wonder floors the tennis world!!" and "Changaldinho!!" and "Our Oriental Marvel strikes down the Nord!!" and "Yellow Mozart!!" and "Under-age but drunk with success" and "Junior Beast Boy!!!"??

...dim commentary

Someone needs to help this bloke, buy him a Ukrainian dial-a-wife or something

@Tressco Yeah, the sign should read "Does the person sitting next to you seem thick as horseshit? If so, take your phone out, dial bla-bla and hold the handset up to their ear"

I get slapped down for having an ego on me -- but I know I would NOT conform and I would NOT electrocute a perfect stranger and I WOULD bang on a smoking door

Be an individualist & trust your brain, that's my only advice for living

Tip: Have a white elephant tattooed on your hand so whenever th...

@1en1is2 Youtube Comments is reserved for bile and verbal pigswill; it doesn't deserve your wit

Has anybody ever said you look like George of the Jungle? [post haircut and bed-bound for a decade]

That's a bone chillingly megalomaniacal message in the description: "hope yall like it SUBMIT" -- you want us to "submit"?? Yes, you're still fly, but why do you demand we crawl into shrivelled balls at your feet?