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1 person lacks the power of nausea.

My Y! I'm not supposed to get X in it!

Mississippi Goddam...

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." Matthew 6:5

Funny how that bit always ends up in the do-not-mention-pile when these people cherry pick the bible. Especially funny because it comes...

I always thought that getting drunk in a playground surrounded by chavs meant you were in cidertown.

Who gave Al Bundy his own radio show?

THE BATHROOM IS A LIE.

Why is that woman shaped like a cube?

What does the scouter say about its cuteness level? IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

If God wanted people to drive slowly, he wouldn't have killed all them dinosaurs in Noah's flood to create all that sweet, sweet oil(money).

Bastard Man, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!

Mike Rogers' hair suggests that he's made of Lego.

Little known fact: if you stick a pitchfork in Rush Limbaugh, Chuck Norris emerges from the wound...and kicks everyones ass.

So...why don't YOU go back in the kitchen, Mrs. Schlafly? And while you're at it, give your good-for-nothing son a sex change so he can join you at the stove.

"Professional Left Wingers"? Can I put that on my business card?

Why does this guy talk like Torgo from "Manos - the hands of fate"?

Wait... you say there were Mennonites at this place? You'd think they would find animatronics un-godly. Shows what I know...

@Godlesspanther

That. Is. Hilarious. On every level. Albeit, not quite as hilarious as the claim by a certain conspiracy theorist that Adorno was behind the beatles' lyrics. That was quite honestly the funniest thing I've heard in years! Thank You for that info and for answering so swiftly.

As any reasonable person, I think that Rice should be killed on the grounds that he is the most pathetic failure of a provocateur that the world has ever seen, whereas Douglas is one of the most underrated sardonic comedians who ever lived.

A friend of mine is a retired doctor and he told me an anectdote which really points to the basic problem of american health care. A colleague of his came up with an efficient biopsy procedure that saved a lot of pain and suffering for the patient. The problem was that most american doctors refus...

And if I were in the shoes of the "sensible" gentleman who worked in the justice system, I'd be just as concerned about the guy who shouts "we love Joe McCarthy" and the guy who responds "he was right", seeing as how McCarthy and his goons were great perpetrators of miscarriage of justice.

Slander is just another minor charge for this repeat offender.

Jesus was a white man from Oxford.

Just about everything Dinesh D'souza says (including his book "What's so great about christianity?") brings to mind the old Pythonesque question "I'm sorry...this is irrelevant, isn't it?"

A bitter-sounding, former soviet citizen who likes to spread ludicrous conspriracy theories with a hint of McCarthyism? Is she secretly Ayn Rand?

She might just be the worst intellectual prostitute since David Berlinski.

4:29-4:45

Mr. Dobson, why don't you take a seat over there?

I think she has a fetish for the word 'hardcore'. Wait...that came out wrong.

"I'm just, like, dumbfounded." That sentence should have ended two syllables sooner.

Wow, they even got Dobby the houseelf's mother to give her two cents at 0:07. Now, that's impressive!

Certain christian apologists keep asking "Where is the christian Bin Laden?" Well, if that's not him, I don't know who would qualify...

I think I would actually PAY to see someone throw a bird at Bieber. Hell, I'd pay to see someone throw a bird, period.

Quick question: if you have enough faith to actually believe in the concept of transsubstantiation, should it really matter whether it's wafers, doritos or even Devil's food cake?

I agree with the late, great George Carlin on this one: reclaim the golf courses and give 'em to the homeless.

2571 people are anorexic.