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one eyed cat humps polar bear, then gives himself a happy ending (sort of; he's neutered). On some level, we think this is a metaphor for global wa...

a one-eyed cat catches a cockroach and holds it hostage

Long before Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards, another less-famous stage crash was executed by a complete nobody. S...

The Mercury Men on ABC World News. A play about The Mercury Men is running at The Brick Theater Pretentious Festival in June. www.bricktheater.com/...

Excerpt from the Mercury Menifesto, a play running in June at the Brick Theater Pretentious Festival. In this scene a rookie Mercury Man tries to s...