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Alan Lastufka
You think you're hot stuff 'cause
You think Harry Potter's not cool
Well, I'm not a musician
But I'm on a mission
To rhyme to say you're being a tool

The thing is, Harry's barely
A book about magic; it's a book about people
Yeah, it's not about fairies, it's scary
How much you'll laugh and how much you'll weep, you'll

Be dying to know what happens
Even though you're already spoiled
I think you'll really relate
To, at least, Crabbe and Goyle
You're not too old to love it
You're just too old to throw such hissy fits
So stop being a jerk
You're acting like a pretentious bitch

Do you seriously think that
All your smart friends can't
Distinguish between good and bad books?
There's a genre of music
And I just might lose it
If you keep giving dirty looks

It's far from overrated
You'll find yourself rereading a thousand times
The plotlines are complicated
It's not about six-packs or sparkly hot guys

Soon you'll be joining fan sites
And saving up money for conventions
Do you think we would, in vain
Give a childrens book this much attention?
You're not too awesome to love it
And you're just too cool to throw such hissy fits
So stop being a jerk
And stop being a pretentious bitch (less info)