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@ArgentinoJoewatta That would make a great movie.

@usernameDOGS Doesn't matter, had pedo sex!

@devidia Nope, from Australia. He moved here when he was two and we nurtured his talent.

Love your chocolate, though.

Last night I met and kissed the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen in my life. Her name was Alison. As I went home wondering whether she would be the girl with whom I could put an end to all my silly fooling around and finally settle down, this song came on the radio.

I don't know how he fared in the rest of the competition, but it looks like he had a lot of fun that night. Worth it.

@shellz641 Yeah I wouldn't burn them to a pulp on the spot. Ordinary people turn their backs on their creator-parents all the time -- it's not nice but it doesn't mean that the parents are entitled to kill or torture you. What an arsehole a god must be to torture us in hell for all eternity just ...

@17bmw You have bad grammar. Please stop telling others to think less just because you obviously do.

@Nightversionn How is Syria being afraid of global warming evidence of global warming? My sister is afraid of boogeymen, does this affirm their existence? Does Gore's fear of manbearpig mean this noble beast roams out there somewhere?

@gracejosephinecook Yes. Though for a moment we got lost and out of time.

@vagine26 No, not even close! This one time I said that Tony Blair was pretty smart!

@D4gurzN3wzVlogs I want to píka chew.

I hope some sorority girls made Boaz feel welcome.

@121ego Haha, I don't have any hatred, neither one way nor the other. Sorry about that, Almighty.

There are so many false stereotypes about Muslims, but anti-Semitism isn't one of them. I used to work in an office managed and staffed mainly by Iranian and Pakistani Muslims. They were kind, friendly people -- but god damn, you wouldn't believe the shit they would say about Jews every day.

Anot...

@SnakeRambo Czechoslovakia was divided into the Czech Repubilic and Slovakia, citizens of which are now called Czechs and Slovakians respectively. Prior to that, since the country comprised both ethnicities the nationality was referred to as Czechoslovakian. You would only say 'Czech' if you were...

Haha, it's John Cusack you bimbo! I loved him in L.A. Confidential.

@yautja89 Not pedantic at all; thanks for that. The more you know!

@YooItsJackiee I had a wet vagina the whole time...and I'm a guy.

@GeneralBobi I don't hate Germany, I just love Nazi jokes.

@lolkaela Absolutely correct. Don't you also think it's just redundant to place a tax on top of a subsidy? The government financially breaks even, however it achieves a transfer of power from individual liberty to state control.

@Thrashaero "Tell me then, what is the purpose of denying the scientific consensus of climate change vs. every other unsolidified theory?"

I'll repeat: "I don't have selective scepticism; there are countless theories that I'm sceptical about."

There is also no such thing as a scientific consens...

@TheHilbertino Yes, the central nervous system also consists of the spinal cord, which can process information autonomously. Though I don't think that anyone is arguing that fish have minds, anyway.

In one clip, best Clint Eastwood impression and worst Hugh Jackman impression ever.

@ec123456789able So if it wasn't my politics that I was trying to convert you to, then what? I didn't mention anything about any kind of ideology.

So Doren said "''those on the left do this'' (he didn't -- I double-checked and that's a fabricated quotation; I guess you meant that this was the sen...

@ItsMeDauntless I checked his first 30 videos, and they all have ratings, too. Every one. Ouch.

So who are the ones that are quick to attack? The ones who attack first without checking, or the ones who counter with checking, facts and reason?

Also, please answer my question about whether your tho...

@VanguardSupreme I'll admit I was dubious at first, but your critique has changed my opinion of this talent. I can see why Christensen won the Anakin role even though Marlon Brando already has a name that sounds very Star Wars. Hope to see him one day in An X-Wing Named Desire (Leads to Anger Lea...

@Hossco76 It's a griffon vulture.

Why do people call it "wasting water"? Isn't water a renewable resource? If even renewables can be wasted, what is the possible point of switching to them?

@daicon2k6 Um, actually, it's pronounced "pedantique".

@iamtheone745 Stars, titties...they're both big round orbs that life revolves around.

@TheMrkidman First step is to push his arm away laterally. The muscles involved in that action are much stronger than the ones he's using, you'd have to be weak as hell to not be able to do this against even someone very strong. Once the arm's away there's nothing keeping you against the wall.

Al...

So if he doesn't want to be mean-spirited anymore, I assume he's going to take down ALL his old material too?

Why was that guy going BACK to prison?