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"I campaigned."

- Alvin Greene

Shaq successfully mated, giving hope to everyone that his offspring will be the next generation of dominant centers. Sadly, Kwame's "shitty at basketball" genes will likely cancel Shaq's "dominant" traits, resulting in a litter of Drew Goodens.

LOL 3.14 ERA. Raise that shit by a full run.

@johnrob1977 I agree with you. Plus, this guy puts a lot of weight on BA. A-Rod is projected to beat Zimmerman in HRs, RBIs, and steals, but he's two spots behind him in the rankings.

@thegr81jp ""you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~ Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

@hardleo718 I still prefer an obvious phony over a phony who is good at it.

Humans will look like this in the year 3000. The skull horn is used in foraging for non-nuclear tainted seeds and minerals.

I will always despise DeMint for refusing to debate Alvin Greene, denying the world Alvin Greene debate footage. And also for starting the recession.

I'm guessing all the dislikes are because he's a Republican because I'm having a hard time figuring out what was bad about his statement.

Now we know why Jon Voight endorsed Romney.

You can't quite see it, but he's spitting on a Chris Chase article someone dropped on the court.

@keyboardplaya I don't like Beck either, but what planet do you come from where Houston, Phoenix, and San Diego are considered "small cities?" They're all in the US top-10 most populated cities.

She wasn't being uncooperative, she just couldn't understand what the hell he was saying.

So in the Batman universe, the Axis won WWII?

I love how these politicians ALWAYS cram as many black people as possible behind them to be seen on TV. "I love the blacks, and the blacks love me! Just take a look!"

73-73 at the END OF REGULATION between a 56 win Spurs team and the 62 win, eventual champion Bulls. A lot of people today might think that's lame, but I think it's fucking awesome.

Their commanding officer is wearing the rank insignia of a private. He's also a fucking pig.

Hitler needs to learn how to relax. He takes his work with him wherever he goes.

Vin Stalin: Joseph's idiot twin brother who Hitler had assassinated on accident.

I like how the decoy's name is "Chrissy."

@forumrabbit Luke deflected blasters in Return of the Jedi a bunch of times.

I'd pay money to watch 2 hours of "Hitler vs. Hitler." Get on it, Hollywood.

Then they invaded Poland...together.

The End

Hitler was someone's brother too.

@ladyfoxcry No that's his official catchphrase.

Anyone else tired of these "crying fan" videos?

I can't wait to own some of that fertile soil Northern Canada is known for!

FREEZE! Detective Agent Michael Scarn!

Hansen: Do you see why that's hard for me to believe?

Pedo: I can see why it's hard to believe. I can see myself why it's hard to believe.

Hansen: So why should I believe you?

Pedo: Exactly.

CHECKMATE!

0:04 Pedocam

Natalie Portman was in this trailer for about 2 seconds. I guess they were trying to appeal to 5 year old boys.

Hitler was really feeling it. Look at the passion.

I remember the NBA's Great Experiment: Lakers vs. Suns vs. Rockets vs. Spurs vs. Mavericks. The Lakers were on the bench during the Marion play, and the Rockets and Mavericks were in the locker rooms for halftime.

2:05 Fuck! FUCK!!!!!

6:56 Herman Cain???

Frag wants to be a cop so damn bad.

Palin must think Newt is the name of the Geico mascot.

Fegelein is one cocky, smug son of a bitch.

John and Scott Pederson are your typical corporate big shots crushing the little guy just for laughs. If this is how they treat their prospective employees, then how will they treat you the customer? BOYCOTT PEDERSON BROTHERS CONSTRUCTION!!!

@Eye2EyeIIIV Yeah, its exactly like two mass murderers debating, you fucking retard.

LAUGH OUT LOUD

@saxophone323 How is promising a habitable, functional moon base in 8 years NOT rhetoric garbage, especially with a bunch of ex-NASA people probably watching him?

Blame Silvio for Adriana not showing up.

@BuffaloTPU He probably just watched LA Confidential