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@BomaBoi wow. I know this is really old, but you are just so badly wrong it isn't even funny.

CO2 is neccesary, but no climatologist would ever deny a positive feedback loop between CO2 levels and global temperatures. Global average temperatures have climbed faster that any natural cycle would p...

@SVENKARDEL forget all of that, the preorder bonus is getting to kill hitler. Best. Thing. Ever.

@gaming599 don't*

they're*

innocent*

Faux News: wrong about everything, all the time.

I know this sounds kinda entitled (given that the devs are russian) but is there an english language option?

what kind of colossal moron finds a table covered in AK47s on an unknown island and picks one of them up? i'd run the hell away

I can't be the only one who would be seriously depressed at the state of humanity if this took off..

@DODI88MH because the mummy is 3000 years old and has decayed, whilst gold is incredibly unreactive and therefore looks pretty damn similar to when it was made. Take off your tin foil hat and climb out of the panic bunker.

@someone2sayit1 Possible, yes. Conceivable, no. We have many records of life from ancient egypt, and a lot of egyptian artifacts. None of them demonstrate any use of advanced technology. Had the egyptians really possessed advanced tech, we would expect remains of it or at least some kind of menti...

this video is really hard to masturbate to

@happeh Except that it's rubbish. 2 eyes/ears: allows you to triangulate the location of stimuli in three dimensions hence poor depth perception in people with 1 eye.

2 arms: allows for the opposible thumb grip so that tools can be used with both hands. Evolved from 2 forelegs.

2 legs: if you ha...

I googled happeh theory. I was taken to a page telling me that masturbation causes the same sort of damage as analytical thought, and urging me to read about the Science of Phrenology. I'm not surprised that the guy making this video is such a whackjob if he's afraid to think analytically lest he...

it's bizarre that most alien spaceships closely resemble dust motes and ashtrays balanced on bin lids, isn't it? i put it down to advanced cloaking devices...

missed a golden oppertunity for gregathor to say 'Time to end this little game!'

@lommespill1 yeah, and games are supposed to be fun. if you spend the whole game getting killed because some moron on your team keeps bouncing grenades off the roof then it isn't fun.

@hjalli1010 in a purely aesthetic sense, maybe. Gameplay doesn't look anything like it though

@magmaflower he may have been trolling it, but apparently the uploader was still checking the comments after 2 years.

Say hi to baby girl for me.

If you are Briona, I would reccomend that you check the bushes around your house for any protruding zoom lenses.

@OnlyMeantWell the rate of change of almost any technology increases exponentially against time. put it this way: compare the changes in the automobile industry that took place from around 1920 to 1950, then from 1970 to 2000.

My understanding of the freezing enemies thing was that you were hac...

@carlog2002 oh no, you're not one of those people who thinks that homeopathy is real, are you?

@PancakeFingas fairly certain it was dead. In any case, how exactly did this video being made hurt the whale in any way? or do you think the camera man should've flexed his mighty biceps and heaved it back into the sea himself?

the hell is this?

Swing jazz is coming back. About time.

when this was first shown, an art columnist in the guardian said "the wonderful thing about Hirst is the way in which he provokes thought through the use of everyday household objects"

Like a shark.

And a tank of formaldehyde.

I went on this.. the worst bit is the anticipation at the top

Are you conscious throughout the seizure, if I may ask?

@s4m112211 All you're doing there is screwing over starbreeze studios. EA will still make a shitload even if they have to abandon syndicate, but a little 120 employee company is going to pay because you want games for free. Good job, you moral crusader.

@arsgev Nintendo didn't invent the handheld, the games console, motion controlled video games or the light gun. by your own logic they haven't come up with an original idea ever.

I welcome the swing jazz revival with open arms and a trilby at a suitably jaunty angle

oh wow. I wish I'd learned to play the bass now...

@lunachris1671 Didn't look fake to me. He ruined a monitor and pissed himself for 140,000 views? unlikely.

@myself10647 will you stop with the 'you made all of that up' defence? you'd get much further if you did that.

Section 16, railway act 1840. it is an offence to refuse to leave any premises associated with a railway (including a train) when told to by a representative of the rail network and asso...