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" Hey, Barbara, you never told me you had a sister! "

King's Quest of Thrones?

Jollo does seem like a castrati, and being stabbed by a bunch of kids with knives would be a great way for Alexander to go..

" Midway through the development cycle " up in the air?

I gotta give 'em points for Psycho Killer's running- generally, his ilk stalk. Or pursue. Or even stride.

I'd never have imagined one cantering or loping, you know. It's a nicely mundane touch.

As MOB surveillance shows Luke McCabe drawing ever closer, King Pin regrets not hiring that lady with the sais or that always-bullseyeing motherfucker.

If he gets out of this alive, he thinks he'll never trust discount mecha warehouses or Soldier of Fortune ads by guys named Tiny again.

(Crack ...

This week on QB And Homerun, things get freaky when they take a trip to Inaba City!

I can at least take some solace in the fact that Spear Guy, Rock Knight, and Rock Knight's Band surely took as many Mobile Riders as they could with them.

Frankly, Hammerbolt Joe's surviving such foes is the real implausibility.

Blowing up all those posters at the copy shop must've been a fun experience for that strange, unseen woman.

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What's so special about the deputy's Dark World self, Jack? I mean, if he's the guy out by Dark World Rita's House, all we saw him do was keep a civil tongue while dealing with an intrusive Mike Daw..

..oh shit, he is a psycho.

I bet the Shapeshifter spends a couple hours before each kill exhaustively ambling around the Dark World, swinging by that cross just to look at it, tersely bantering with the Judge, wishing he could get some from that Biomechanoid out by that one house..

If only Special Agent Kazama had been assigned to the case.

" Look, I didn't kill Rita! "

" Save it! When I get through with you, you're gonna be Rita! "

When I get Boneraffs, you know what I do?

I go into a corner, and I choke 'em with my right hands. Both of 'em.

Gender Bending Rodriguez?

Wasn't that the gay dude in Con Air?

I dunno, isn't the refrain of That Smell more appropriate?

Aren't you supposed to be plotting the demise of House Aterides?

This was filmed before his daily estrogen dose, I see.

It's true what they say: there are some things you just can't cover up with lipstick and powder.

he looks like an "it's a trap!" pic that'd be shared with people who have fetishes for the elderly and the overweight

My, that's a.. voluminous woman.

so is she depressed that she was unable to masturbate chris evans?

They are not alone, and so they will not advance.

born like Athena? You want to give your parents more splitting headaches?

YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I TROPE OVERDOSED YOUR BOOK

no, you fools, sharing your genitalia's true names give us power over th--

wait, it's YOURS? Okay, keep on keeping on.

mr boun, by not destroying him, has surpressed his primal instincts

that's commendable, in a way

TGTWG-based squeeing? Idiots squeeing over people who have it relatively more together?

What is that, emergent sperging?

The Whateley Universe: Superpowers or your penis. Pick one.

in his mind when he says this, all around him is rubble, thunder rolls in the sky, his friend is a few feet taller and more demonic, and he's drawn a really cool sword

They should all take a cue from one of Dune's own, except truncate it: " I must not. "

daishi damn you

i''m going to get some more, going to get some more, going to get some MORE BREAD

the closest to reality this could ever get is Competent But Kind Of A Sperger

i'm going to buy this mask, combine it with some all-white clothing, and set out to blow the shit out of Gotham City

Just cleave their damn skulls already, you fucking battle-poets.

the stuff of sub-par fan MSTings!

are these people trying to angle for their own show on the USA network?

the way these people take in words is like primitives picking up on modern words; like they only understand it in the context said, almost like it's some kind of magic

oh godjesus protect me from the wiles of the satantichrist

Hank Hill? Well, if you've got a sounding fetish, has he got the tightest hole..

What do you have to look like that the image of your average troper incites inferiority in you?

it's amazing what a makeover can do.

from fat impotent swollen 13-year old boy to Pearl Forrester, just add makeup and appropriately dimensioned clothes.