Rattu your pind india must be Kotli Than Singh, you and your kind definately do not run the show there i know cause im from Talan.... The hard core people from your village are all Jatts including Keval Singh who faught in the China Indo war, his bravery is taught in the army barricades in Punjab...
Capt Kirk "Scotty can you hurry up and beam up the Klingons from planet Earth before they completely destroy the whole place up"
Scotty "Aye Aye Captain"
Moments later Scotty "The transporter is not working captain they have used some type of mercury to stop the beaming process"
Capt Kirk "Oh My ...