Love Is Love

~The Rules Of Love~
Kiss on the lips = i luv u
Kiss on the ear = u are special
Kiss on the nose = Laughter
Kiss on the cheek = Friends
Kiss on the forhead = i comfort u
Kiss on the neck = i want u
Kiss on the shoulder = u are wonderful
Kiss anywhere else = be careful
Play arounds with hair = cant live without u
Holding Hands = Happiness
Arms around waist = u are mine ;P
A hug=i care
Smiling at each other = i like you
*WINKS*= Flirtation
Looking around = hiding true feeling
Tender kiss on the side of your lips = ur mine
Reaching your lips = waiting 4 a kiss
Tear Drop = Im losing you
Crying = I lost you
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Me: You know why Mcdonalds doesn't have hot dogs on their menus??
Friend: No..?
Me: Imagine going to Mcdonalds to order a McWeiner with a straight face.
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You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% would yell "STOP!!!"
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%
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When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.
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My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.
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teacher: can somebody gimme green, pink, and yellow in one sentence?
student: i can! i heard the phone was ringing, GREEN.. GREEN.. so, i PINK up the phone, and i said, "YELLOW, who's there?"
teacher: .....
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How the only reason I run so fast in P.E. is because I imagine a rapist chasing me and that if I trip the person next to me, I'll live.
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Dear Parents,
Taking away our cellphone, laptop, Wii, X-BOX, Ipod, and friends WILL NOT teach us a lesson, it will only piss us off and we'll be 10 x worse to deal with. So you might as well give us our stuff.
Sincerely, Teenagers
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he tells me to come in, i do, he tells me to lie down, i do, he tells me to open up, i do, he sticks something inside, it hurts, he takes it out it bleeds...




ITS THE DENTIST YOU PERVERT!!!!!!
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i can make u say blue
no u cant
wats the color of the sun
yellow
wat color is my shirt
red
I told u i could make you say red
no you said u can make me say blue
HAHA I MADE U SAY BLUE
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit.
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person:f*ck you. [not taken seriously]
u:how? in what position? when? where? why? :OOO
person: in any possible position you can ever think of on your bed today night...
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trees are grass's boners.

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the day youtube tells you who vists your page the most, will be the day only my naem paears on your screen

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