SNARF

-"Would you eat ham every day for the rest of your life if you got paid one million lbs for every month you lived?"
-"Yes. Although, I'd probably die of ham poisoning."
-"Ham overload."
-"Ham overdose."
-"Ham."
-"HAM."

-"If you were Osama Bin Laden, where would you be hiding?"
-"In your mum."

-"Mine is a rainbow unicorn with flame feet."
-"It looks like a raccoon wearing a party hat."

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