Why the FUCK do people post even more retarded comments these days.. since the like and dislike update the comments have gotten even worse.. it used to be just "first" but now it's like:

Insert Justin Bieber comment here.

Insert retarded joke about people who disliked video.

Insert tasteless Soviet Russia joke.

Insert "thumbs if you agree" pleade for attention.

Insert pointless quoting of humorous of video.

Insert Chuck Norris joke.

Heres an example.
Theres a video about a man who goes into a bus after nearly missing it, and during the bus ride fun things happen, the video has 1587 likes and 158 dislikes for example, and the comments are 99,9% like this:

"158 people missed the buss xD thumbs up?

"the dislike bar is the size of justin biebers dick lololol, thumbs up?"

"in soviet russia, bus misses you XDXDXDXXDXDXXXDDDDD, thumbs up?"

"What's up? meh, just chilling" LOOOL that part was so funny thumbs up if you agree"!" xDddd

"Chuck Norris was driving that bus!""""!!!! ll0o09l0l xDXDXDDXDDDD, thumbs up?"

Get it? :)

Also, in some videos there might be a GOOD comment not begging for thumbs up etc. and is highest rated comment.

For example: I saw a comment in some cod freakout reaction video that said "My parents thought I was watching gay porn"
It was funny first time.. but when I click on a similiar video, what do I see?

"My parents thought I was watching gay porn xD thumbs up"
So the idiots copy a good comment and put it on another similiar video to get the highest rated comment.

ALSO, theres this new phenomena about playing snake in YouTube. Í mean WHAT THE FUCK. Why do you have to post it on every fucking video.. "hehhehehe hold left arrow then up arrow and play snake thumbs upp if it worked :D:D::DD:D:d.D:"

Or on machinima respawn videos "hey, hey guys know how to find out latest news about machinima respawn team?:D:D:D:.d.xxdxdxdxdthumbsuplol" Even though everybody knows they announce it at the end of every video, that they have a twitter. Fine, it was funny first time but now it's escalated into 1/3 of every machinimarespawn video.

Or this.. "does anyone else pee on the side of the toilet to make it less noisey?" I've seen that in a few videos and it always hundreds of thumbs ups.. people please..

Or.. theres a loop of some guy jumping on a trampoline.. you can most likely find this comment there:
"I like the part where he jumped on the trampoline loolxD thumbs up?"

Then there could be a clip of some guy playing a video game and owning everyone. There is a 87.89% chance that this comment will appear: "I flagged this video for sexual content becuz you liek totally raped them xD"... and they never flag the video.. seriosly..

And now the attention wanting clowns came up with this "@(insert a name of a famous youtuber here) Stop sending me friend invites I wont accept!" Or something like that.. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

And then theres the 240p jokes.. When someone with many subscribers uploads a new video and the video is rendering. During that time when it renders, people post retarded jokes about the only quality available at the time, which is 240p
"240p=full HD in africa XD"
"real men watch in 240p and drink beer even tho I'm still an 11 year old boy XDXD"

This list can not be completed without the RWJ catch phrace copying clowns. For example:
"Co za asy", "fake and gay xDD thumbs up if u agree!!!!" "Two camels in a ciny car (50000 thumbs up)

Oh yeah.. people are like "hehe, eat shit and die, thumb this up so he can see :D:D:D" They only want the thumbs ups because they want the highest rated comment..

Not to mention on half of music related videos is this:
"me: mom im going to go kill x amount of people with y amount of people" ( the x resembles the amount of dislikes and y is the amount of likes) mom: okay come home for dinner" -___-

Also, thumb up-whores can come up with this copy pasted comment:
"HATERS=Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success, thumbs up if you agree!" Again, a good comment when seen first time, but it's copy pasted everywhere now.

Guess I could add this old joke here: "Dear youtube, why does this video have a dislike button? fix it XD"
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And of course theres some idiots that still dont get that the view counter updates every hour or so.. so when a popular video is just uploaded and reaches 300+ views during first hour, the view counter will say 301,302 or 303 and there are likely comments: "WTF? 300 views and 1750 likes lollmfmoalololoolollooool nice job youtube.. or.. LOL!!! 300 views and 1000 comments thumbs up for youtube to fix this!!!!".. really? You can also find this: "Thumbs up if your the 301st viewer XDXDXDDDDDDDIMSOIMMATURE"

I guess I could also add "before 300 club, thumbs up?"

A very common and IDIOTIC one would be if a top comment is a reply to another comment: "great now i have to find [insert name here]'s comment -.-" ...Are they stupid? Everyone knows you can press CTRL+F to find the name

But seriosly...
Fuck youtube community