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Using magical, telekinetic In Vitro fertilization, he placed his son, a Jewish zombie from outer space, into the womb of a sleeping virgin (whom was a virgin, even though she was married). This zombie can make us live forever if we symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our master. He does this by removing an evil force from our souls that is automatically present in all humanity because a woman, whom was not born of a mother and father, but made of a man's rib, was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. This is why the invisible man's zombie son had to die.
Additionally, we celebrate his birth by going into debt in the Winter. We then celebrate this zombie's return from the dead by hiding eggs in the Spring.
God has a divine plan that has been on track since the beginning of time. He has everything planned out. Be sure to pray to him for what you want though because if what you want wasn't a part of his divine plan, he just might change it because you want a new computer, or you want to kill all of the brown people who believe in a different invisible man in the sky.
It all seems legit to me.
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