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We're sending a frenchman to Mars?...well, that's a start :)

Just change 'says Matt Cardle' to 'says Michael Jackson' in the title and you'll have an even better bullshit title.

Is this by Pixar or Dreamworks?

You can easily see at 0:56 that it's a dj monkey thing spinning his discs of monkey music. Case closed.

0:00 = Nicely lined up matches

2:00 = My mum's minge

I've just got out on bail and run home...so where were we...what about ballots and bullets?!!

A bubblegum version of a great tune...It's like getting the cast of Glee to do a stage version of Schindlers list.

Ever thought of going on X-factor? If you do, be careful the clueless 'stylists' don't ginge you up and frizz the hell out of your hair and 'style' you in such a way that you lose all your identity of the sweet, innocent girl that fans would've grown to love in the early stages.

@dewolf1997 - "one word, GENIOUS!!!!"........but apparently two spellings :)

great song

@andyh1873 ...are you telling me Harry Potter isn't real?! :(

Genius, in both idea and execution. Well done mate. I, and am sure many others look forward to hearing what you do next.

Would've been fantastic and mellow without the stick banging to keep time.

@davethedrummer1 :) ...got to love Messi though. I love a player that takes people on.

@jamesjdm 'Quadriplegic' is the term used when you have total or partial paralysis in legs, torso & arms (paraplegics don't have arms affected). It doesn't have to be total paralysis of the arms too. Not sure if you're trying to correct this chap's use of the term quadriplegic, but you can see he...

...but I bet his CD's are still in Iraq

MopM4n & Grounderz ...stop flirting and hate on me instead. I nicked this gag from a christmas cracker....that's like stealing from Jesus himself.

Where's the full film?! ...Did he get fired or didn't he? did they change their minds or is he is he now jobless?...the plot twist possibilities are infinite.

I love character-based Indie films.

This movie is going to be huge! Tom Hanks will be trying to play 'man with front bum#1' in the secon...

@christoperfect ...Nice one. Give me a shout when/if you do something as I'll be really interested in hearing what you come up with.

Is it me, but every clip i see with an american news guy talking to an expert/intellect, they seem intent on being incredibly rude or mocking what the person is saying.

Here's an idea; get an expert on, ask them a question, then cut them off a few sentences into their answer.....genius.

...if you lick your screen at the same time, it's like snogging a fox without the guilt afterwards.

Yes, he sounds just like Jacko, blah blah, but he looks EXACTLY like my local postman, when he's driving a car. Uncanny. But my postman doesn't sing like Jacko so this guy has ruined the impersonation a bit. Shame. He should stop fannying around with this Billie Jean song and instead concentrate ...