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I'm a guy so why do I want to wear the silver satin skirt in this video so much?

Cor! What I would give to kiss that woman and rest my head on her chest! I've never wanted to be Lloyd before this!

I'd talk in my sleep if I could sleep with him. He is gorgeous.

Davina McCall is so sexy and wears leather so often. She's lovely

Square-shaped face??! April is perfect. In looks and attitude. I'd love to have a girl like her being so bitchy and controlling towards me. She is absolutely amazing

Lucy - I'd cream my pants before I had the chance to do anything

Sarah-Jane - I'd last mere seconds

Charlotte - may take a few minutes

Any of the three would be fine though!

Sian Lloyd is incredibly sexy. How could Lembit Opik ever dump her? She's perfection

Great memories. MCG test, just awesome!

Wow! They certainly give me a boner. What I'd give to be able to dress up as sexily as them. I was going to single out the girls that I liked best but it's all of them. I would pay good money for half an hour with any of them. Having said that, 30 seconds would probably be enough xx

I'd walk over broken glass just to eat her shit out of a bowl

An amazing woman. I'd cream my pants before I had the chance to do anything with her

The most perfect woman ever. I'd last seconds