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About NO, I AM NOT GOD.

I repeat I am NOT that God person, being, thing, whatever. And don't ask me that question again.

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gurubeing

Latest Activity

Jan 15, 2008

Date Joined

Jan 15, 2008

About this user

Life can suck. Suck cannot life. That's the irony of it all. When you are at the bottom of the pit, there is only one way to go. Up. Dig deeper into the question and you'll see what I mean. You'll also see I'm trying to be very clever. Visiting this channel often will transform your life forever. Guaranteed. Three minutes ago, you had no intention of being here. See what I mean?

You are what you are. And you are what you are. Did I say that already. You are what you are. Everything is. Make me rich. Ask me about anything that is troubling you. You will be answered. It is my calling. Or the phone is ringing. Whichever.

Peas be with you. They give you lots of Vitamin K. And Manganese. And before you ask me and embarrass yourself before the whole world - No, please! Manganese is not a race, it is a mineral.

Occupation

Spiritual Guru

Schools

The Great Spiritual School of the - I'll be right Back.

Interests

Life, lies and videotape.

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