I grew up on a small fish farm in outside the village of Belish in the country of Flemland. Every morning I would wake and then go take care of the fish. Children did not play in Flemland. We had no toys, and all sports were banned. If you were caught playing ball, they would cut off your hands and hang them from your nose where the snot drained onto them. That is why we are called the Flemish.
Age
109
Hometown
Belish, Flemland
Occupation
I have worked at many world class golf courses located in new subdivisions where people have not yet learned to golf well. That is why I am an expert ballfinder. And i know Project Ballfinder is doomed.
Companies
Urburk Golf World, Phirterk Indoor Golf Paradise, Mama Phirterh Outdoor Golf Pardiso, Trumpa World Most Glorious Golf Tower, Mammoo Underground Golf & Sea Magic Ville VII
Interests
Fish farming, fish spawning, fish ladder construction