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It was disappointing to learn that "Andrew" was a poe. But we should have known. A real fundie wouldn't have let Matt talk.

I might've been a Republican, but they wouldn't take me because they found out my parents were married.

Something cannot come from the nothing between Emanual's ears.

In a perfect universe:

Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney are REQUIRED to sit down and have a no-holds-barred two-hour interview with Matt Dillahunty. No question is off-limits, and the candidates MUST answer each and every question Matt puts to them. Every American is likewise required to give two h...

@coltsrule5150 Pat Tillman: The truest American hero of the last 15 years.

As I posted on another one of your videos, you WILL be famous.

20 people can't deal with PRESSURE!!!!

@lancethrustworthy (cont.) All through the run of his "Live" show, and even before, he never hid his disdain for the Clintons. I don't think anyone can blame him for being viscerally affected by 9/11 and advocating for the man who he thought was going to go after al-Qaeda with a vengeance. As fo...

"Vagina Cakes" is my gf's new nickname, and I'm going to insist that she refer to me as "Penis Lollipop."

"Because the government makes way too much money putting our brothers and sisters in fuckin' jail."

I scoffed at Chris Rock when I first heard him say that, in "Never Scared." Now, I believe him.

@TheBaronessIsAwesome "I had to get some peace and quiet, living dere was like a riot, I will not live inside dat house, I will not live dere with a mouse..."

Cootie Cody: a takeoff on the "Trilobite Terror" card from the "Dinosaurs Attack!" series.

Alien Ian: Good parody of the legendary "Mars Attacks" card series.

He bears a striking resemblance to Schlitzie, from the old movie "Freaks." (Google your heart out.)

You know, I once thought of being a reverend. But my parents were married, so there was no way.

@darkallegiance666 No matter what torture Annie might have in store for me, I still maintain that life with her would not be as excruciating as living with that fat, enormous, bloated, stinky, Jabba the Hutt-like cow/sow/hippo/pig.

@ziled023 Is there another kind? ;)

I came here because of Cracked, too, but the original vid they had posted on their page was removed by the user. Was he maybe afraid the Evil Grimace was going to come eat him up?

After watching this commercial, I know I am.

Every time I hear "hit over the head with a frying pan," I know it's going to be an amusing case.

"Better make that two." Epic. Never let your job come between you and a woman. JB knows how to LIVE!

I like this opening, with all the Soviet iconography falling everywhere. JB title sequences have always been good; if you watch closely and pay attention, they always tell you just a little about what the movie's going to be about. Plus, as an added bonus, you can see boobs.

Can't wait for "Skyfall." Addicted to Daniel Craig as James Bond, and only have two Bond movies to watch him kick ass in. Need another. Hurry up, "Skyfall."

How the fuck did I get here?

@J0k3r4U And the Award for Completely Missing the Point Because of Total and Utter Ignorance goes to....

Oh, my God, it's J0k3r4U!!!!!!!! Come on down! This is your night!

@Babydoll11505 Definitely her.

Like Bob De Niro said in "Casino": "It's all been arranged just for us to get your money...We're the only winners. The players don't stand a chance." Of course, he's talking about Vegas, but the same holds true for all gambling everywhere, including the lottery. I'm not some kind of anti-gambli...

Seeing that Mad Magazine bit reminded me of Mad's parody of them in '84. In the last panel, they're being given the scruff-of-the-neck treatment by an usher for talking during the movie; Roger says, "Until next time, we'll see you at the movies. We'll be easy to spot. Gene's head will be shinin...

@StanleyKu Ditto. His WORST movie.

When he said "Starship Troopers," I literally cried out, "Oh, come on!" I agree with the posters here who say that "B&R" should have taken its place on this list. Hey, "ST" had boobs in it. That alone makes it better than "B&R."

@CVargas I think Hulk Hogan dug the dookie out of that guy's pants, threw it at a movie screen, and the result was "No Holds Barred." (With a little left over to make "Mr. Nanny" and "Suburban Commando.")

I can imagine God up in Heaven after He saw "Like Father, Like Son"....

"For making this flaming turd of a movie, I curse you, Dudley Moore, with progressive supranuclear palsy. Sean Astin, you will forever be known as that gay hobbit Sam. And you, Kirk Cameron, the greatest offender, are conde...