This is my house in Ireland
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Barry Badrinath (Jay Chandrasekhar) absolutely wrecked in Beerfest.
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A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been e
A kiss is not a contract But it's very nice Mmmmm, very nice Just because you've been exploring my mouth Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south No. A kiss is not a contract, But it's very nice, It's very, very nice, Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockey Just because I'm in a two man novelty band Doesn't mean it's all about poontang. I can't go around loving everyone I just wouldn't get anything done You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice but that won't get you into pants paradise They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh A kiss is not a contract but it's very nice. It's very very nice. I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby We're only two men, ladies Babies. Pretty babies.
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Oh my God. She's so hot. She's so flippin' hot. She's like a curry.
I want to tell her ho
Oh my God. She's so hot. She's so flippin' hot. She's like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. Bitch. I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar Set to electric mandolin Some drums Yeah Hear me now! I see you with a sign I want to boom like it's never been done Bust moves like the click boom of a gun My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming My feet start tweaking and my body's booming The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming Booty boom bass and the party is booming Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah See you shaking that boom boom See you looking at my boom boom See you want some boom boom It's clear it's boom time Boom boom Let me buy you a boom boom You order a fancy boom You like boom And I like boom Enough small boom let's boom the boom-ah Fast-forward, selecta Now we're rolling on a boom boom Riding to my private room And we boom whats boom and we both assume We're gonna boom boom boom 'til the break of boom Who's the boom king? Who? I'm the boom king. What? Who's the boom king? Tell me now. I'm the boom king He's the boom king My phone is beeping, it's B-boom Boom He's back from ten years doom and gloom He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom But the crazy boom still loves to boom Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom Your b-boom drops Ba-boom ba-boom boom We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky Then we boom boom boom boom Boom boom boom Who's the boom king? Who? I'm the boom king What? Who's the boom king? Hah! I'm the boom king Bret's the boom king
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Lyrics from whatthefolk.net
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and
Lyrics from whatthefolk.net
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin'
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Narrated by Legend Crocodile G-Man. This is from his escapades in to the very well known "
Narrated by Legend Crocodile G-Man. This is from his escapades in to the very well known "Bamboo Forest" in Ireland. Special thanks to my camera man who was too slow to keep up, but did a good job none the less.
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Seth Rogen auditioning for the TV show Freaks and Geeks
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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines pre
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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John talks about some techniques that are used to capture vast landscapes...in a small fra
John talks about some techniques that are used to capture vast landscapes...in a small frame.
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