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Listen, I knew that Jesus made one hell of a taco at my local restaurant. But I don't think that is means to praise him so much. A little over the top.

Thumbs up if you play this on your iPod while riding in the desert and shooting a ray gun.

@BlissAden Go kill your daughter that was just raped for not being a virgin.

@ChristopherFolan I used to own this movie. You have no idea how much I regret losing it. SOmetimes I watch the trailer and cry that I don't have it anymore. Truly, this movie rocks.

@FlammableDonkey Word

Unless I get in the mood to play with pre-pubescent racists, I prefer BF3.

He should have stopped after Da Ali G show.

@TheNerdunderground

You never go full Moulin Rouge.

So... you always roll around with an ACOG on an M98? Seems a lit - tul fish- ee

@roryoldham Sayin' waaaay-oh time to let go.

Seriously though, this glitch sucks.

Craw so hard motherfuckers wanna fry me.

That fish cray

Tarantubots

@MarkHawkCam Yeah I guess, if the game were like 20-30 or something... Otherwise this looks like a ton of fun to do.

@ImAnderZEL If you said it the right way, I would not like this video as much. Your narration is just great!

This is why the Packers lost in the playoffs.

I have already been tricked 3 times. I think I will pass on the 4th time.

Lik dis if you cry everytim

@garveya1 There is a difference between capitalism and crony capitalism. This isn't free market at all. This is an example of an institution paying for more restrictions.

@bkershaccount Thank you. Jesus, people are nuts.

I thought an extremely old person who just got a new mac and iMovie made this until the "Ghetto Panda Productions" and "RIP Tupac" text showed up. Now I am just deeply confused.

@Nugilujna Nice, I agree.

"Dude look at them fly?!" In that voice will be my personal hell. Thank you, now I know what I face in my afterlife.

@pspecora *YOU'RE/You're

This isn't about race, this is about a lazy asshole who should be fired.

@weefeatures I think it's cool to bang 9 year olds only if you have a spiritual connection with them

I think you have the right idea. But man, I cannot watch you revive people. I want to pull my hair out. You do it slightly wrong every time.

:( I wanna frag

Furmundacheese is down anytime this happens again.

@ImSkywalkerBitch

No we didn't. Next time we burn a jersey around 100 cubic feet of fucking frozen water we will make sure to have a fire extinguisher ready.

@MrBF3Player Yeah you can, but it does it automatically after getting two kills in a row, bro. All about the killstreaks.

Goddamn I think of this clip all the time when I have to hear my mom/gf/any woman recount how I just fucked something up.

That awkward moment when a mw3 commercial pops up before the insanely superior bf3 video you want to see is about to load.

I hope there isn't soda in there.

How much jail time will they get? In America you can just fudge numbers like enron, make HUNDREDS of millions and get about 2-3 years jail time. But if you rob a convenience store for a hundred bucks and you are black you are looking at 20 years.

You guys are missing the point entirely. Let me make this choice easy for you:

Pick up MW3 if you are:

12-14 years old

racist

suck at shooters

Pick up BF3 if:

You are a team player

Old enough to buy cigarettes

Wow! This is great! Only the 1,000th Jihad Jeep video I have ever sen. Claim your proze.

lol 15-3? You sir, are a beast. You die 13 times and it only counts as 3 deaths.

I will never understand why you don't exit the jeep.

@rkwittem I think you are confusing public and private. All renovations are done without the help of government because the fans buy "shares". It's not really public it's just real football fans donating real money to make our stadium better. I would tell you guys to try it out but your fan base ...

It's like Sean Connery having sex with a Nintendo 64 and shooting a metal screws and bolts money shot into the player 1 controller port.

I did not know Seth Rogan was musically inclined!