An original song parody written by Greg Scarnici & sung by Mario Pando. Introducing Aaron Mangaroo as Mini GaGa.

DP: Christine Arbulu
Wig Design: Sandra Lawrence
Costume Design: Paul Regan

Lyrics:

We've been watching you
But you haven't a clue
We know this much is true
We're gonna pursue you
Until you know
We're your biggest fans
Whoa oh!

Trannies and queens
Are obsessed with your scene
They know all your routines
They've got nothing on us
We know every move
And we hope that you approve
'cause you know that him and I

We're your biggest trans
Well follow you
Til we cop a plea
Stalker stalker-razzi

Orders of protection
Are signs of affection
We'll be
your Stalker stalker-razzi

Love you without fail
And we won't stop
Until we land in jail

Orders of protection
Are signs of affection
We'll be
your stalker stalker-razzi

We'll be in a car
Outside of your house
With our binoculars
But we won't start to rouse
Until you're not there
Then we'll sneak
inside your lair

We'll steal all your wigs
While you're at a gig
And maybe a dress
But we won't leave a mess
Then we'll leave chop chop
In time to avoid the cops
Cuz you know that him and I

We're your biggest trans
Well follow you
Til we cop a plea
Stalker stalker-razzi

Orders of protection
Are signs of affection
We'll be
your Stalker stalker-razzi

Love you without fail
And we won't stop
Until we land in jail

Orders of protection
Are signs of affection
We'll be
your Stalker stalker-razzi (less info)