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Fresh from the dungeons of rap comes the new track Livin' My Life with MC Care Bear featuring Lil' Wayne and T-Pain.

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Sadly, all of these were actual attempts to right one. Sigh. I thought they were funny so threw them all into one video. Enjoy.

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Me and my friends having fun with music. Yes, we wrote, edited, and shot this song.

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http://youtube.com/RayWilliamJ ohnson

Check out Micfri's channel:
http://youtube.com/micfri

Check out Breeze who made the beats:
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Official MYSPACE page for the music here:
http://www.myspace.com/fattysp ins

Download the MP3 here:
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[chorus]

Im doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldnt start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that Im a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

[repeat chorus]
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers cant deny that shes fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks Im half black.
Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldnt kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and Ill be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Shes so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didnt wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
cause Im in your house every night doin your mom.

[repeat chorus]

[bridge]

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you ever realize?

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Here's the song we made for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards. Featuring Will Ferrell and JJ Abrams.
Originally Aired 5/31/09

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MC Care Bear lays down his latest track


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Lyrics:

I wake up, another fine day to be alive,
Look at the clock, oh my, quarter to five,
I was suppose to be on the streets an hour ago,
I hop in the shower, eat breakfast, and go,
Cruisin' down the street and I spot a ho,
You ever seen a rapper like this be-fo?
Laughin' to herself she told me no,
Oh well, I stop the car and open up the doe,
Post up on the corner for at least three days,
"That boy is a gangsta" is what the police say,
I'm spittin like three different ways,
Cuz yo boy is hotter than microwave rays,
Real talk, money's the only thing that pays,
I'm a fiend and money is what I crave

Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Cash for that ass don't make me laugh,
Step in the way and bes believe guns blast,
Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Drivin fast in fancy cars,
Girls pull down yo pants and bras

I'm a hustler one hundred percent,
This is real life, not fo pretent,
Dark world when you're looking through some sunglasses,
Cash flow quick, but yours is like molasses,
Pouring out slowly onto my pancakes,
What kind of "gangsters" wear bandaids?
Oops was that a diss? Don't get pissed,
Or it might be my fist to your lips,
For real dough, you cheesy like a cheeto,
My money's rolled up tight just like a burrito,
I spit a verse and best believe she smile,
This a'int a written, but a freaking freestyle,
I flip on the t.v. and guess what I see?
A bunch of M-FERS that aren't as rich as me

Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Cash for that ass don't make me laugh,
Step in the way and bes believe guns blast,
Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Drivin fast in fancy cars,
Girls pull down yo pants and bras

I run the game fast, just like a cheetah,
Green is the only color that matters, so why the f is there zebras?
Girl, what is yo sign? I guessin a libra?
But on the real yo, I don't really need ya
Care Bear is the only one who rules days,
Always sippin Vodka mized with Kool-Aid
I throw money in the air just to watch it fall,
F buying one t-shirt, I could buy the mall
Running this shit till the world ends,
WATCH OUT! cuz I might steal your girlfriend,
Stop the jibber-jabber money's the only thing that matters,
My pockets are like sumo-wrestlers, they couldn't get fatter
But if it did yo, it be a health mistake,
If your looking for beef I'll plop you with a steak

Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Cash for that ass don't make me laugh,
Step in the way and bes believe guns blast,
Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Drivin fast in fancy cars,
Girls pull down yo pants and bras

Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Cash for that ass don't make me laugh,
Step in the way and bes believe guns blast,
Cuz I get all the money in the world,
and I get all the pretty girls,
Drivin fast in fancy cars,
Girls pull down yo pants and bras

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MC KindovKoolButNotReally lays down his hottest track "Food 4 Thought"


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http://thegreatestpeoplealive. com/

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One of the songs we did for our schools talent show thing

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You love the people that love you.
You hear the music they move to.
You give your ode to the fall through.
But you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know.
You love the people that love you.
You hear the music they move to.
You give your ode to the fall through.
But you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you.

You just got off work, huh?
Another night feeling like the worst one.
You didn't even count your tips yet,
But you can tell that it ain't no big step.
I don't see why you so nice to customers
They're all fucks and low lives.
But don't fight, just keep the lip stiff
And get that money it's the weekend shift.
But why they all gotta be freaks.
Wish they would just eat and leave.
And keep they eyes to theyselves, already insecure, don't need any help.
But you can blame the pride that makes you hold your anger inside,
But deep down you wanna curse them all.
Fuck off asshole jerk off dirt ball.

You love the people that love you.
You hear the music they move to.
You give your ode to the fall through.
But you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know.
You love the people that love you.
You hear the music they move to.
You give your ode to the fall through.
But you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you.

Now attitude check,
Still show up? You haven't quit yet?
And even when you're meek and sweet
They still treat you like a piece of meat. Huh.
Outrageous, each day this clock tick tock and you still a waitress.
Trying to pay them student loans
And the lights and the phone and the food and the home.
And you ain't quite broke but you couldn't afford that place on your own.
Gotta roommate, to split the rent with
Now you never feel independent.
And everything seems so hallow
Cause after work, where'd that smile go?
Better bring it back tomorrow.
Now, pick up the pace and you might make bar close.
Perfect, last call then some.
Flirtin', sexual tension.
Surfin', through them men
Cause they all searching for that bent one.
But just one to bend, and you look like you could be my friend.
With a smile like that, I gotta flirt.
Girl, you just look like you got off work.
Huh.. huh... huh...

You love the people that love you.
You hear the music they move to.
You give your ode to the fall through.
But you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know.
You love the people that love you.
You hear the music they move to.
You give your ode to the fall through.
But you don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know you.

(I obviously edited the lyrics for the show because it was for school)

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